Not Karl..

Little jockey

(Source)

trickster goddesses unite!

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

The MELODRAMA

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

@applechime

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

I am told that the headlines really undersell how rad my tattoo is. I agree.

The extra funny thing is that I got the tattoo mid-semester BECAUSE conservatives flipped their shit about me making a TikTok saying “be gay, do crime” after mentioning that I am a law professor.

Which, by the way, was actually just part of my course content. I do a day on crime as resistance, in which we read about “be gay, do crime” as a slogan.

Entregao

The fucking thumbs up, though.

I didn’t even notice the thumbs up the first time I reblogged this. 😂

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

quarantine rave 

why is every one of these video THAT song?

because the caramelldansen is s uch a fucking banger and i lose 5 years of my lifespan whenever someone doesn’t recognize it

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

Edward Okuń (1872-1945) "The Four Strings of a Violin" (1914) Located in the Arizona State University Art Museum, Tempe, Arizona, United States

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

The lighting in this photograph is amazing~

mostly nature