*In David Rose’s voice*

I’m obsessed with this.

*In David Rose’s voice*

I’m obsessed with this.

me every minute of every day:

the avengers all have shirts that say “if lost please return to nick fury” and fury has a shirt that says “i’m nick fury - for fuck’s sake just give them to phil” and phil has the “i am phil” shirt

hahaha

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

Mr Rogers A+ Parenting

None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.

Toxic positivity is the kind of things people say to shut you up when your feelings are inconvenient for them 

What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean.

Fuck. How is College Humour this on point?

They should make more of these!

Gratz

SHE IS RIGHT AND SHE SOULD SAY IT!!!

YES!

I will always reblog this ❤️

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

I see Beaker has had enough of Dr. Honeydew’s shit.

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING

<3 The day will never come when I do not reblog this good catte in their rainbow Eatin’ Sock <3

EATIN’ SOCK

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

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Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

For anyone who needs this.

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

I honestly needed this.

IT’S BACK!! OMG I’M CRYING!!!

@asexual-loser

thank you

Thank you. I needed this tonight.

@hellaqueerangelofthelord

I always need this

@kestrelsparverius I want one.

same