half girl half asleep

for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek

Today's Honorary Seal Is: Spotted At #TheCreek

How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

some replies:

Imagine having the kind of brain rot that makes you think people’s only problem with the unethical and exploitative true crime industry is that women enjoy it and we can’t have that

Hey wait, is that the same Ellen Mint who makes her money “writing” AI generated Jane Austen ripoffs? Hey, yeah! Hey fuck you!

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something very icky to me about the modern music industry pushing vinyls and collectible CDs as one of the best ways to support an artist while still emphasizing streaming as the primary indicator of success. like they put out 5 collectible vinyls of the same album but you're not supposed to actually listen to those vinyls because streams are vital. I dunno. I don't like it.

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

Listening to Chappell Roan sing about getting eaten out