Look at this stylish Salamanders-sticker! It could be on your computer!
Or what about some fancy workout-wear? (or couchwear, I don't judge)
Or double your phone's worth by adding some Leman Russ! (or any other Primarch)
Your walls are too bare? I've got you covered!
And where by Slaanesh's grace can you order all this and about 100 other motifs?
Here!
All that green, all that peace!
The only sound is birds singing, the wind's gentle whisper and maybe, if I'm lucky, some angry roar indicating tigers.
How am I suppose to enjoy this?
At least the locals know how to party (rather tame). But we all know I can't be trusted around alcohol to not lose my head.
I'm trying to keep myself occupied by slaughtering the natives. Works on every planet.
And at least the architecture has some kind of rustic charme.
Well maybe it'll be kind of relaxing after all.
Like I did with the Night Haunter, I am doing another IC-Roleplay-run with a Warhammer-char. This time: Eidolon!
Blizzard is offering a 3-month special remix of Mists of Pandaria and I decided to let the Lord Commander Primus have some fun. So far he's very bewildered by the local customs, detests the spirituality and is convinced everybody has lost all fashion sense.
The kind of fandom discourse we need, but not deserve.
Thank you, @legiopraesagio for installing the phrase "Giant Battle Dick" forever in my brain. That's what Reynolds intended when he wrote the damn thing into existence.
Requesting context on the giant battle dick please 🙏
I've read the books but this seems to have passed me by 🤣
In the third book the Thirteen Scars attack Fabius and his merry band with a giant walking tower of living flesh, that is both a monstrous tank the size of a fortress and their home.
Fabius built that thing for Hexachires during his time in Commorragh.
Reynolds, Josh. Manflayer (Fabius Bile: Warhammer 40,000 Book 3) (English Edition) (S.257-258). Kindle-Version.
The kind of fandom discourse we need, but not deserve.
Thank you, @legiopraesagio for installing the phrase "Giant Battle Dick" forever in my brain. That's what Reynolds intended when he wrote the damn thing into existence.
Haemonculi miniatures are back in stock! Time for some Hexachires/Fabius-smut!
(I ordered him immediately, of course. That's the push I needed to finally build and paint my Fabius mini. I hope!)
(just to be clear: I'm joking. I'm joking! But I ordered the Haemonculus, of course)
Does Fabius has stress balls? I mean he's gotta have old man strength to resist the urge to wrangle some necks
Would you like to find out how those stress balls are sourced all naturally and organically?
This guy.
This fucking guy.
This week's project: Chonky Fellgor.
With toxic sludge lava.
Konrad is redecorating the Nightfall.
I'm rather absent from Tumblr these days. But not because I'm no longer in the Warhammer-fandom. I very much am!
But, as may have been a tiny bit noticeable, I wasn't very happy with being on Tumblr. I felt alienated and the discourse wasn't my cup of tea.
So I decided to do the reasonable: Carve out my hobby-niche somewhere else and go a bit quiet around here, until I am feeling in the mood for the Tumblr-brand of fandom again! 😊
And so far it's working - at least partially. Painting minis is so much fun and hanging out at the store, getting to know other fans in real life. Even playing the damn game (*gasp!*) - just for the destructive factor, of course.
It eats into my drawing time, though. I have less and less urge to do any fanart. Let's see if this changes again.
My Fabius-blog still gives me tons of joy, though. I will continue writing him, that's for sure! Never enough Fabius in this world. This man is so relatable.
And I will continue having discussions in DMs, of course! Because I met wonderful people I couldn't have met any other way. So, please, please DM me! I love meeting new people in the fandom! 😊
I will return to being more active, I guess (the likelihood is about 90%. But I won't force it.
I may be mad I can't read something fresh with the best Lord Commander Primus (according to him) this month already, but I am now VERY looking forward to all the new lore, the new Noise Marines, the new 40k Lucius ...
Honestly, I love the way how you make Erebus just lowkey kinda hot. I mean in almost all of the others... they kinda make him look a creep.
I believe in him being the single most terrifying being of the whole Crusade/Heresy-era, but also being charming, fascinating, hot and the guy with the biggest and most charismatic ego in the whole galaxy.
With a few lines and a smile he made Primarchs fall.
My next three projects. Little guy in the middle is my first kitbash. It's the Mini of the Month kitted to fit the "timewalking"-theme.
"Average necron acquires 3 artifacts a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average necron acquires 0 artifacts per year. Trazyn, Overlord of Solemnace, Lord Archaeovist of the Prismatic Galleries, and He-Who-Is-Called-Infinite, who lives in a museum & acquires over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
What I painted this weekend:
First -a Salamander out of his natural element. But since he's got nocturnean blood he won't be cold! He just enjoys playing in snow and ice for a while.
(my phone got confused by all the white parts of the base and just freaked)
Second - a Word Bearers Chaos Raptor. I know, Games Workshop wanted the helmets look like fearsome birds of prey. but this is the most adorable tapir ever. Such a sweet, dorky face!
So - boyfriends!
I found this. It is fun. It gave me:
Yes I would.
And this:
One can aspire to this at least!
And this:
And one last truth:
