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Arms That Chain;

@moonsandlace-blog / moonsandlace-blog.tumblr.com

Edwina. Aries, Infj, Hufflepuff.
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Regular person: I like this particular human I'm going to get them a bouquet of flowers :)
Howl: soPHIE
Howl: I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS ENTIRE GIANT WILDFLOWER FIELD ITS JUST FOR YOU DO YOU LIKE IT
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Things you should know about the original Dracula:

  • serious mustache game
  • kinda a werewolf for a bit until bram stoker forgot about it
  • can crawl down the side of a building, head first. stoker claims this is lizard like, i think it’s more like spiderman
  • apparently has magic clothes? because as he is doing said spiderman crawl down his castle, his cloak is spread out like wings. sir, that is not how gravity works
  • master of disguises. and by master i mean casually hides as a ginger sometimes
  • can turn into: a bat, a dog, and dust?
  • looks super old, has a blood feast, looks younger
  • needs tons of dirt to sleep on. luckily that dirt never actually ruins his clothes. most likely because they are all magical?
  • does his own chores. mostly because everyone in transylvania KNOWS HE IS A VAMPIRE AND AVOIDS HIM. so no servants for this count. 
  • sometimes can be in the daylight? depending on stoker’s mood i think?
  • bites people in a way that makes zero sense. he leaves two marks? how??? does he not use his bottom teeth?????
  • stoker sometimes just forgot what he already wrote so good luck with this mess
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Daniel : So there are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?

Louis: Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman.

#Dracula
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