taylor

i need the jersey shore duck phone!!! ❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

When Bring Me The Horizon said “you should have known that this was gonna end in tears” they were definitely talking to me.

Dots connected.

apparently there is a thing called "wanting something" and when it happens to you you're allowed to just do the thing that you want. yep that's right. even when it wouldn't hurt anyone and would make you really happy. does anyone know anything about this

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

i absolutely agree that xreader can be so healing and promote self love and acceptance in unique and powerful ways but also it lets you fuck nasty with your faves and i think that is just so beautiful

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn't be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you're working less than that actually

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

imagine not thinking jack black is hot

What’s wrong with calling Jack Black hot? I’m genuinely confused. He’s an adult and I haven’t seen anywhere that he’s asked not to be called that. There is no moral reason to not call him hot if you find him hot. What is anon on about?

He’s a non-conventionally-attractive man, he’s fat, he’s Jewish… people get really offended when you call Jack Black hot.

@mistresskabooms’ dad looks like JB so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Everything I’ve seen with Jack Black, every interview and performance, makes me believe that he is (ironically or otherwise) inviting people to see him as hot.

He posts videos of himself dancing wildly, with movements that are often considered seductive, in his underwear.  He appears to be very much at home in his body, comfortable moving in ways that are as subtle as an elephant stampede.  He does not apologize for the space he takes up in this world, nor should he.  

And his confidence is off the charts hot.

And yeah, he is a goofy Jewish dad.  Deal with it.  Jack Black can get it.

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium