Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

@jaekaeyay here ya go

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

This post made it onto Reddit and then a YouTube video which means I’ve exposed multiple websites to my man residue

Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue

incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

I’m torn about this. Don’t we normally encourage folks to buy accessibility products to teach stores to carry more of it? Like, if it’s the last one on the shelf maybe leave it for the intended buyer but if there’s a shelf-full and you’re buying one? Idk

NO!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS

there are EXTREMELY FEW DISABLED PEOPLE WHO NEED THIS PRODUCT. A statistically TINY group of people who have to go store to store to buy it in bulk because they don’t keep more than 4 on the shelf

It’s not like a weighted blanket or compression socks. You won’t increase production by buying them all from the store because this product is literally so little-used that most people in the notes don’t know what it is and have never heard of it

also it’s WATER!!!!! WATER THAT VERY SPECIFIC DISABLED PEOPLE NEED TO DRINK!!! WHO WILL GO WITHOUT DRINKING IF THEY CANT GET IT.

YOU ARE 70% WATER!!!! IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO DRINK ANY AND HOW DISTRESSING AND CRUEL THAT IS

DO. NOT. FUCKING. BUY IT. PLEASE.

ITS NOT WORTH IT. YOU WILL NOT SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING YOU TOOK SOMEONE’S ABILITY TO DRINK AWAY IN THE NAME OF MAKING SLIME.

I've noticed as someone with physical disabilities and celiac, that while making mobility aids more accessible is generally a benefit to those who do need it, the opposite appears to happen when it's applied to food. Because of fad gluten free dieters, gluten free food has actually become MORE UNSAFE for people who have actual celiac. The manufacturers are catering to the fad dieters, not the people who actually have to rely on gluten free food for health.

More and more often I'm buying gluten free food that look legit but then I get home and see that I've missed "made on equipment that processes wheat" warnings on it. Or if I'm ordering groceries online, it'll be labeled as gluten free only for the box/jar/whatever to have warnings on it in person. In one obscene case that I talk often about, I nearly bought "celiac certified" ramen that was made from BARLEY! Meanwhile the manufacturers of these dangerous foods marketed as gluten free are still jacking up the price for a criminally low fraction of the amount you'd find in regular food. This was happening before covid and has just gotten worse.

Speaking of, at the beginning of covid I went hungry even when my SNAP was plentiful because people panic bought all the gluten free food. I couldn't find anything in multiple stores. I don't know how high the rate is in my city for celiac, but I'm still suspicious that this was due to the celiac population.

I've been told by epileptics that the same thing is happening because of fad keto dieters. Food that is mislabeled as ketogenic for the fad dieters is dangerous for epileptics to eat because the nutritional ratio is off and it's screwing up their careful and strict diet that's supposed to be so they can control their goddamn SEIZURES.

Tl;dr: don't touch specialized diets if you don't need them. You're not making them more accessible to people who need them, you're making the food manufacters cater to people like YOU instead of the people the diets claim to help and making it even more dangerous for us to eat.

(And if all you care about is money, know that you're wasting it on shitty food in the first place which makes no fucking sense to me)

also, speaking as someone who did keto for medical reasons, it can actually be really dangerous for people who dont need them to do these diets, and take these specialised food and medication

i was on keto for 6 months, which is the medical limit before you ARE MEANT TO STOP. most people who do keto are at best not doing it properly, and at worst are doing it correctly and can cause themselves medical issues, either immeditely or in the future, which might not even be fixable

you are literally endangering yourself and others by taking resources away and engaging in diets that you dont have enough info on

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

Ireland is the only country in Europe

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn't have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

thank you for showing this to me, famous youtuber and comedy icon TomSka

alleycat gives unsolicited advice

I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this

that was god

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

English added by me :)

[Video Transcript:

Chinese Tiktok titled: When workers come at 6am for coffee

Young woman rushes up to the counter "Quick, give me an iced Americano." (She is a designer who pulled an all nighter + has an early morning meeting) Baristo runs around kitchen grabbing things and then jumps up on counter and drops an ice cube in the woman's open mouth and then pours a cup of coffee in her mouth. Woman waves and runs away. Baristo says "take it easy."

Man runs up to counter and says "Laoban, give me hand-squeezed lemon tea!" (He is a driver who travels 2000km a day) Baristo says "Okay! Hand-squeezed lemon tea, right?" He does something to a lemon. Man slapping counter: "Faster! Faster! I'm in a hurry!" Baristo jumps up on counter, squeezes juice from half a lemon into man's mouth, sprays something from a plastic gun into man's mouth, closes man's mouth and shakes the man's head saying "Shake it a bit. Was that fast enough? Was it okay?" Man walks away and gives him a thumbs up. Baristo: "Okay okay, take it easy!"

Man in a red basketball jersey comes up to counter "Laoban, give me a cappuccino!" (The man is a student who is one step away from achieving an award for full attendance) Baristo: "A cappuccino, right? Please wait." Man jumps over counter into kitchen. Baristo: "You can's just come behind the counter!" Man: "I want to drink it directly!" Points into his mouth. Baristo says "Cappuccino" while pouring milk foam into the man's mouth full of cappuccino. "Aiii - heart symbol." while drawing a heart in the man's mouth in milk foam. Man laughs and spouts cappuccino from his mouth like a volcano.

/end transcript]

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