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Heteros are making me upsetero.

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belovedpoets

do you call it 'soulmate' or 'I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.'

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if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

if i go to silent hill and pyramid head doesnt have his cock out im fucking driving my car in to the lake

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ghoulchurch

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

My partner took my kid to the store to buy candy because we didn't trick or treating this year. An employee offered her candy and my kid said "no, thanks, I don't want your germs" 😬

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About a month ago I applied for an English teacher post in a private bilingual school. I was scheduled for two interviews (the first one was a video call and the second one was in person) and everything went good and well. The coordinator said she was impressed with my English, thought I was perfect for the job and said she would email me the next day to set up an appointment to talk to the headmaster. Days went by and the email never came, so I was like okay maybe I should send them one asking if they'd reached a decision. I was polite and made sure I didn't sound like I was rushing them. Their answer?

"You're not what we're looking for. Stop emailing us."

And you wanna know what's funny?

Yesterday they called me asking if I could go to work because they couldn't find anyone else for the job.

No. Fuck you.

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About a month ago I applied for an English teacher post in a private bilingual school. I was scheduled for two interviews (the first one was a video call and the second one was in person) and everything went good and well. The coordinator said she was impressed with my English, thought I was perfect for the job and said she would email me the next day to set up an appointment to talk to the headmaster. Days went by and the email never came, so I was like okay maybe I should send them one asking if they'd reached a decision. I was polite and made sure I didn't sound like I was rushing them. Their answer?

"You're not what we're looking for. Stop emailing us."

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