we brought her down to see the water. they’re friends now.

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand

me: i want to pursue my dreams in literature, the humanities, and the arts!

also me: passion??? in this economy????

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

Both parties are not the same.

this is the best day of my life you guys

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

Source: @vikkichu