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Gonna Punch The Sun

@milk--toast / milk--toast.tumblr.com

and iiiiii’m (law and order dun dun sfx) HOOKED ON A FEELING --- 27/Canadian/Lady of Dunans
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lakevida

pig from my last farm job that used to be a therapy animal at a retirement home but it kept biting old people so my boss took it

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funnywormz

obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too

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sightofsea

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.

this. this is it.

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rob-boss

this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title

tumblr user billypotts

“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”

mixed media on paper

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*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep. Not including birds or fish- might include that in a different poll.

(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)

Edit: To clarify just in case, I meant to have "None of these" mean "I've never tried any four legged creature that wasn't cow, pig, or sheep".

Edit 2: I live in an agricultural area. It appears this may have skewed my view on how frequently anything else is eaten. We have the Store and the Farm and that's it.

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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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flowerfae

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

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