“So you never were curious how that very respectable medical examiner suddenly had body parts found in his locker?”
“He’d...been selling them. That’s what I heard--black market and such. Respectable people can do despicable things. But--there’s no reason Eddie would have...there’s no way.”
“Oh sure, he meant well … for himself. Have to give the nerd credit for that, he always did look out for number one.”
“You’re just saying that. You’re trying to--I know you. You and your mind games. I’m not falling for it.”
“I was the one who told him to stop fumbling and stumbling, but sure. Remember it your way. And let’s be honest here, are we really sure that Eddie was ever kind?”
“I’m remembering it the proper way. And--what are you talking about? Eddie--he meant well. He always did. He was just a bit faulty in his execution.”
“I seem to recall it being different. You liked it when he was more like me, stronger, more self assured. Got all tongue tied and flushed, remember that?”
“You have a faulty memory. Which--I suppose I can’t blame you for. You...A kind heart is more--that’s what one needs. They need to find someone with a kind heart--awkward as they may be. I can’t have that with you.”
“You’d prefer that weakling, then? The stammering, stalking, awkward Eddie?”
“The only weakling I see here is you. You overcompensate. You’re doing so right now. You think you’re so strong but you’re not. You just like to believe that you are--or you like to convince everyone else of that.”
“Now, now, that’s no way to greet a guest.”
“I see no guest here. I see an unwanted trespasser. That’s about it.”
misskringle replied to your post: when @misskringle pops up
*staaaaaaaaares*
“See something you like?”
“Of course. The wallpaper here is lovely.”
“I avoided it. I avoided...that time.”
“I heard in some universes, The Riddler is a red-head… 🤔”
Commission for @lankybrunettepartdeux, Kristen Kringle in the Gotham Riddler suit!
Stoooooooooooop.
Me: ((smells @misskringle in the water))
wakey wakey mistakes were makied (except i am like HENLO IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR?)
misskringle and @jamesgordonofgotham? a match made in heaven
I regret to inform you I’m #dappercobblepot trash.
EDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV
*gazes off into the distance* @akillerconundrum? I haven’t heard that name in years.
My body is but a #;kringle after dark temple.
