May u be blessed with wide hips and squishy thighs
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May u be blessed with wide hips and squishy thighs
🥺
thank you
Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri
Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.
The final pun is brilliantly wrought and deserving of applause that is, at the very least, 45 caliber.
thump that thing (your tail) thursday!!!
the way people are taught programming today continues to drive me insane insane insane
unlimited abstraction. the ultimate sandbox. the lever with which the heavens were moved. the lifeblood of the gods who control us today. yet you're chained in plato's cave - no space to grow your own crops. no structure to build. no love. Solve My For Loop Puzzle Boy. Solve My Inheritance Puzzle Girl. you get to play with none of the divine spark. you don't get to play at all. there's no composition. there's no composition. you build fragments. you don't get to connect them. don't worry about how they link up into structures. don't look up into the churning monolith too long. just keep swinging that hammer.
if you're reading this: please. write programs that spark joy. build things that interest you - sloppy, first. you can always learn to scaffold later. step off the damned beaten path. build things. read manuals. frolic. find out about fucked-up ways to abuse the language you use. create something you love. there's whimsy to be found yet. take my hand - one day we'll be free to forge our own paths.
Statue of the goddess Aphrodite bathing in the garden of the Reggia di Caserta, Italy.
I didn't notice before that the eyes changed, but omfg. That's so cool. I love this so much.
thing
One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument
I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them
big if true
if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
I so badly want to ask this question at a party or something where I can set parameters and ask follow up questions gfdgsd people saying "I just can't see myself doing it" I genuinely want to know why. There are no material consequences, there could be temporary benefits, so what would hold you back?
Official Time Loop Post
what if you solve the time loop that round ? what if you the run you break out on is the playing-with-people-like-dolls murder run ?
however, experiencing the same slice of time o repeat could induce someone to snap. I think the likelihood of anyone doing a little killing is massively increased past a certain number of loops.
Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??