It's only hitsuzen

big day for weird lesbians 😭‼️‼️ (me)

This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

I should add: the worst opinions known to man that go unchallenged bc if you challenge them you’re practically blacklisted or otherwise scorned

Reminder that palestinians don't owe you shit, and that them begging for you to not ignore them is actually not entitlement. If you find a problem with it, the problem is you <3

And if you prioritize your own comfort over the safety and livelihoods over people suffering genocide, then by all means, keep funding AO3 and keep watching Zionist media. Just know that you will never be remembered except in disdain.

Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

very easy to boycott Eurovision Song Contest as I have no deep urge to watch mediocre songs be performed for 3 hours

i dont think ppl understand that thistle is a good example of the “1000 year old kid” trope. it was used right, it makes such a good allegory to the adultification that happens with brown kids. everyone around him ASSUMED he was an adult and gave him adult responsibilities, and it backfired tremendously. but the thing is people in this fandom are so ship brained it flies past people’s heads so they do shit like ship him with an adult like laios or his brother.

he’s not a *literal* child but there is a reason why kui has deliberately drawn him several years younger than his first appearance lol. even his tallman form looks like a child, whereas short elves like fleki and otta look like adults as tallmen

remember, wrt full-blooded elf aging 80 year olds are equivalent to 16. if thistle was brought into the castle when he was 20, and delgal was 40 by the time the dungeon was made, he’d be 60 at most

Reblogging this again to add this:

hie sorry this is a good post im just curious about where you got the info on elf aging? bc i thought marcille as a half elf had notably more delayed aging than normal elves and shes supposed to be like early 20s as a 50 year old? so i was just curious where 80=16 comes from 😅

the new adventurer's bible(released feb) i think someone posted a translation of it here but i can't find it LOL

equivalent of tallmen's 16

elves - 80 dwarves & gnomes - 40 half foots - 14 ogre - 15

MARCILLE CRINGE COMPILATION

(shaking my fist vengefully) tordens!!!!!!

i tried to open that callout post on my phone and it got so hot it rebooted itself and even now it's lagging and stuff like the gyroscope and accelerometer aren't working

that bitch who made it better drop 200 united states dollars on my paypal to fix this situation honestly

i'm not kidding

https://www.paypal.me/V3nusP

chop chop

blowing this whole thing wide open in the funniest way possible but.

the person who made the unhinged completely unparasable callout post about me named their account after. after.

some magnus archives shit..... only on fucking tumbler yall. the account may as well be called our-flag-means-destiel-in-221b

chemist unsettling normies compilation