You Have until June To Dump Chrome
Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 (#Mv3).
Firefox is RIGHT there
Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
official fish post
The United States is making a bipartisan bid for one of the most aggressive displays of censorship we ever seen and I’m pretty sure a mega corporation just murdered a whistleblower while the Congressmen they have in their back pocket look the other way
Donald trump just said it’s going to be a bloodbath if he’s not re-elected, the democrats are funding a genocide, and the largest tech companies in the world are lobbying to destroy the American board of labor in order to make union busting legal.
this line delivery is so underrated yet lives rent free in my head
I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
i think a tree would probably bark
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program
hell fucking world
if you want to help us convince congress to do something that actually benefits society, please check out the link below. we only have roughly 45 days of affordable internet service remaining from the time this post has been written
For those unaware, Super Mario Maker for the Wii U disabled uploading levels in March of 2021, and is shutting down its servers entirely in April of this year. I don't know if there's a good estimate on how many levels have been created in SMM's lifetime, but in 2016 Nintendo reported about 7.5 million levels created by players, so the number is High.
In the meantime there is a community dedicated to taking every level that has yet to be cleared for the first time, and clearing it. Some of these levels take 6-10 hours of attempts to beat, and some of them use obscure glitches that no one else has discovered. Nevertheless, as of a few months ago there were less than 20,000 uncleared levels and currently there are less than 1,000.
Nothing remains but the most difficult platform experiences you can imagine. The community is confident they can "beat Super Mario Maker" but the deadline is fast approaching. It will be a tight race, and this is shaping up to be a potentially historic moment.
As of yesterday, all levels uploaded in 2016 have been cleared.
There are now 10 levels left.
We're looking at a full clear by Friday.
It is Thursday, Ides of March Eve, and there are 3 levels left before every single level in Super Mario Maker has been beaten by someone.
Imagine being the person that made a level so hard that literally every level ever made in this engine has been beaten except yours and 2 others.
Additional update, March 15th. There is now 1 level remaining.
This image is the entire level. The end goal is at the red door at the right, which is connected to the red door at the top left. Meaning if you follow that little zig-zag upward to that door, you beat the level.
The level takes 17 seconds to beat. Or it would, if anyone but the level creator had ever beaten it.
At the exact time of writing this post there have been 92,333 attempts at beating this level across 1,115 players. That means on average each person has made 83 attempts at this 17-second level. According to youtuber/Mario player Grand POOBear, yesterday it had somewhere around 50,000 attempts, which means that over the course of about 24 hours Mario has died 40,000 times to this one level.
LEVEL TITLE: Trimming the Herbs LEVEL ID: D810-0000-0352-9244 > "The level takes 17 seconds to beat. Or it would, if anyone but the level creator had ever beaten it." For the record, in order for a level to be uploaded to SMM Online to be playable by other users, the creator of the level must first beat the level themselves to prove that it can be done. This acts as a sort of check to make sure that impossible levels aren't being uploaded by users. The only clear on this level is that initial clear by its creator, Ahoyo. Video of his clear: https://youtu.be/siz4oB4CGKo
Video posted by Grand POOBear explaining the intricacies of the whole level: https://youtu.be/que7FgF-DZ4
Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different
I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood