Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.
“I used to look up at space with hope and wonder in my eyes. Until space looked back.”
“[Name]’s been in his room for, like, a million years. I hardly recognize him anymore.”
“Letting go of silly ideas is a part of growing up. Why, as a child, I thought sharks were my friends. I know better now.”
“You know I can’t leave my post, [Name].”
“Where’s the shoving stick? I can’t shove without the shoving stick.”
“Let it go. [Name]’s been gone a long time, and as far as you know, he might just be gone for good. I’d be willing to bet that [Name] will never, ever– Oh, wait, there he is.”
“Nobody stretches like that unless they’re warming up for evil!”
“Look at you. The world’s not ready to see what you’ve become.”
“You’ll have to move along, hideous goblin. I’m posing dramatically for when [Name] shows up.”
“You’ve been in your house sitting in a toilet all this time?”
“You’ve been there, haunting my every move like a squak in my shmoopsquizz.”
“Can’t fight back. Sat too long. Chair fused to butt.”
“Humans are such fragile, goopy things.”
“Besides reminding me how cool I look and sound, that was of no help.”
“You gonna order a million pizzas, and then I gotta roll around in them pizzas, and that’s the story about how I turn into a giant pizza.”
“The alien-hunting briefcase? Oh, [Name]. Not this nonsense again.”
“Nobody believes me, so I’m used to defending our world on my own, but I wish, just once, you’d have my back.”
“Wishing isn’t very scientific.”
“This ends today, [Name]! I’m ready for everything you got!”
“Intruder! Prepare to come on in!”
“Hey, keep it down out here. I’m trying to be miserable in my cheesy cocoon of misery.”
“I just couldn’t get it to make pudding the way you love so much.”
“The smell’s all me. What you gonna do about it?”
“You know, my dad doesn’t respect what I do, either.”
“You just might still be good for something, [Name].”
“Please say that was just a horrible nightmare.”
“It’s the worst pudding I’ve ever had in my life.”
“I already tried busting out every possible way. No luck.”
“You tried escaping without me?”
“Peace is better than chicken and rice!”
“It’s not enough to simply attach a space-phasing alien horror blob to these ____. You’d also need something with the power to harness the dark energy of space to activate them.”
“Only one being in the known universe has such a power.”
“I can’t believe I fell for your sad, shmoopy act!”
“I’m so incredible, even I don’t know everything I do.”
“Why don’t you hop in your spaceship and go rescue him? Oh, wait, you don’t have a spaceship!”
“Why is this happening? Make it not happen.”
“I hate this as much as you do, but it’s not like anyone can just walk out the front door.”
“Stop calling him “Dad”!”
“Festering human, you have stolen me away from my rightful owner!”
“I don’t help anyone but [Name].”
“Terrible work on this signs, [Name], worse than I expected.”
“Did you build me that throne I asked for?”
“But where are the flames? I can’t rule the world without cool flames shooting up behind me!”
“Why steer around the ____ when we can just blow it up?”
“Your noises are bad. Also we’re here.”
“This spy coat isn’t just to look cool.”
“Normally, you crying on the floor is hilarious, but come on.”
“It’s all my fault, [Name]. Why aren’t you saying “I told you so”?”
“I only torment you because I know you can handle it.”
“The Earth’s minutes away from being destroyed! Why are you laughing?”
“Normally I’d say don’t touch me, but maybe a little help?”
“I truly believe I’m falling to a hideous death!”
“You don’t have to prove anything. I’m always proud of you.”
“You’re ugly when you lie, [Name]!”
“I was not a toilet! I was hiding in the toilet!”
“All this evil is doing a number on my throat. Fetch me a soothing lozenge!”
“Nothing’s uglier than ____ jealousy, [Name].”
“Yours is the worst butt of them all, [Name].”
“There’s that ham again.”
“I should have known you’d fail me. You couldn’t even learn to make pudding the right way.”
“Yay! I’ve missed you so much!”
