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Ok so my brother and his friends like to call my cat gay and I’ve told them multiple times it’s not even possible for house cats to be gay (unless presented with homosexual actions that they choose to mimic) but I mean,,,, judging by the way he sits,,,
he might be
We love him
you thought it was called a bone bulge? YOU WERE WRONG
DAVE: can i get an oof in the chat
DIRK: oof
DAVE: oof
ROSE: oof
ROXY: are yall okay
ROSE: No.
DIRK: No.
DAVE: no
(from the discord server naturally)
Deploy them little buddy. Deploy them all.
h hewwo
dear diary today karkat said that my avacado toast was really good EVEN THOUGH HE HATES AVACADO granted he thought he hated avacado because he ate the pit and was slightly sick for like a day despite the huge amounts of toxicity in them which might i say smexy how he can survive that but it makes me so fucking happy that he liked my food tomorrow im gonna try to get him to eat leaks and rice i dont know why this bitch is so against leaks and rice but if i cook it good and make the house smell delicious then this bitch is gonna love it love dave strider
Da Twitter shit pt 5
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Aggressive Tweek is best Tweek (at least in my opinion).
i love papi because his solution for every problem is to kill himself or someone else
popee is invisible? stab yourself and cover him in your blood
popee chasing you with a sword? snap your friend's neck and then your own
popee stole the essential parts to your car? CUT OFF YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD
hi lemme get uhhh... BONELESS karkat preferably jade blooded you big chumby
i couldnt decide which i liked better!
i liked how he turned out tbh thanks for the request!
hhhh I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOURE THE BEst ily
Make.... Bodyguard au erisol sprites, plz.
boyfriends….but secret
bodyguard au belongs to @lightingupthereef
you should def check out that au its one of my favs
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it in my eyes that I know I am fucked for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds. My limbs start grooving one by one under a control that is not mine. The synth starts playing and I’m done, I’m gone, I am the whitest person on the dancefloor, I am Regan from the exorcist, I am squidward from those gifsets, I am every person in a harlem shake video. My body moves on it’s own accord producing a disgusting and liminal performance that is an insult to God Himself. This is my fate and I embrace it. Finally, the beat dissolves and I am free. I collapse to the floor and revel in an afterglow that transcends anything I can comprehend while the synth slowly fades out.
So I looked up what this all means and I’m really not okay anymore.
“The official acronym is now LGBTQQICAPF2K+ according to the magazine The Gay UK. That stands for “Lesbian,” “Gay,” “Bisexual,” “Transgender,” “Queer,” “Questioning,” “Intersex,” “Curious,” “Asexual,” “Agender,” “Ally,” “Pansexual,” “Polysexual,” “Friends and family,” “Two-spirit” and “Kink.””
what the fuck.
please understand these people dont speak for us and this is not cannon
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK FOR US AND THIS IS NOT CANON
“But the official-”
THERE IS NO OFFICIAL. IT’S A COMMUNITY, NOT AN ORGANIZATION
friends and family???
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
KINK.
Technically both can be removed with lasers
