• “Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
• “Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 
• “He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
• *grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 
• “I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
• “That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
• “There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
• “Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
• “You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
• “When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
• “He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
• “Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
• “What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 
• “I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
• “You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
• “We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
• *applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
• “Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 
• “Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
• “Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
• “Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
• “I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
• “Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
• “The stapler has been compromised.” 
• “You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
• “I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
• “For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
• “Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
• “I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

A collection of sentences from the film version of Pokemon: Detective Pikachu.

For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.

• “They can’t stop all of us.”
• “If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”
• “We gonna see dem aliens.”
• “You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”
• “Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”
• “I want an alien friend, ya know?”
• “You know this raid is a joke right?”
• “Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”
• “No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”
• “I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”
• “We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”
• “Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”
• “Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”
• “They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”
• “Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”
• “Quit calling yourself an alien.”
• “When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”
• “Have fun dying.”
• “Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”
• “You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”
• “Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”
• “RELEASE THE KARENS!”
• “Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”
• “I’m not dying over a meme.”
• “You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”
• “You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”
• “Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”
• “Um, what the fuck.”
• “How did you…”
• “Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”
• “Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”
• “Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”
• “Meet my new friend!”
• “No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”
• “I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.”

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

• “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
• “ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
• “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
• “ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
• “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
• “ you can live in the cave ”
• “ i’m a big fan of your name ”
• “ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
• “ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
• “ because i’m a masochist ”
• “ i’m going to regret this ”
• “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
• “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
• “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
• “ cowards  ,  all of you ”
• “ i’m strange and off putting ”
• “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
• “ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
• “ i hate bats ”
• “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
• “ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
• “ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
• “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
• “ i think i’m gonna cry ”
• “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
• “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
• “ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
• “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
• “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
• “ were you making horse noises ? ”
• “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
• “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
• “ well this is horrifying ”
• “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
• “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
• “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
• “ you talk to hide from the silence ”
• “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
• “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
• “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
• “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
• “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
• “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

• ❛ you managed to avoid me for fifteen years - i thought you’d want to keep your streak going. ❜
• ❛ i see my reputation precedes me. ❜
• ❛ that’s all classified, i’m afraid. ❜
• ❛ well, goodbye, [name]. i’ll never forget you. ❜ 
• ❛ you don’t take anything seriously, do you? ❜
• ❛ i think it’s admirable. standing up against the big, mean world, and laughing. ❜
• ❛ i saved [name]’s life. i try not to beat myself up over that too much. everyone makes mistakes. ❜
• ❛ come now. not afraid of a little blood, are you? ❜ 
• ❛ if i tell you the story will you get the hell out of here? ❜ 
• ❛ i don’t joke, [name]. the universe does it for me. ❜ 
• ❛ you come in here pretending you care, but you don’t care about anyone, do you? ❜  
• ❛ hell of a teddy bear, you sleep with that thing? ❜
• ❛ these are those in every court who hold all the, shall we say, privileges of a queen without any of the responsibilities. do you catch my meaning? ❜
• ❛ don’t drink that, by the way. it’s poisoned. ❜
• ❛ i don’t need to gloat, [name]. i just need to win. ❜
• ❛ you promised me you’d be back before it was too late. well, buddy, clock’s ticking - where the hell are you? ❜
• ❛ if you’d like to swoon and fall into my arms, now would be an excellent time. ❜
• ❛ i’m typically the one disappearing, not the one left behind. ❜
• ❛ i’ve lived through too many rough escapes to turn down a smooth one, [name]. ❜
• ❛ let’s just assume it goes swimmingly until it doesn’t, shall we? ❜
• ❛ get off of him, [name]. ❜
• ❛ attack as much as you like. you will tire eventually, and i won’t. i always get what i want. ❜ 
• ❛ you don’t have to do this alone, you idiot! ❜
• ❛ and add you onto the bill? i don’t think so. just think of me as the price tag, [name]. the cost of a fresh shot at the world. ❜
• ❛ mind if i let you in on a little secret, [name]? ❜
• ❛ you’re the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. …wow, that’s a load off. and it’s true! you make me feel like…maybe it’s all worth it. like maybe there’s something out there worth seeing. ❜
• ❛ i wish we got the chance to [action]. if i’ve got one regret, it’s that. ❜
• ❛ it’s been nice knowing you, [name]. it’s been a gift…i don’t deserve. ❜
• ❛ you can’t take this away from me! you can’t, you can’t, you can’t, you can’t, you can’t! ❜
• ❛ [name]? [name], you impossible idiot, answer me! answer me, please! ❜
• ❛ i suppose…i don’t have the penchant of nostalgia that you do. ❜
• ❛ are you certain you want to leave [place]? ❜
• ❛ i’m excited to share that future with you, [name], but only if it’s the future you want. ❜
• ❛ i wanna leave. with you. ❜
• ❛ you know, [name]…call me a fool if you like, but i think i may have fallen in love with you. ❜
• ❛ the world gets a little bigger, a little meaner. maybe i did, too. ❜
• ❛ this is my city. i’m not proud of it, but it doesn’t mean it’s not worth saving. ❜

RP starters based on songs from Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! Feel free to change pronouns !

• “Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher.”
• “One of these days I’m gonna tell him I dream of him every night.”
• “My whole class went wild.”
• “One of us is lying in her lonely bed.”
• “One of us is only waiting for a call.”
• “One of us had to go.”
• “I promise to love you for ever more.”
• “And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight.”
• “Why did it have to be me?”
• “But believe me, it’s better to forget me.”
• “I only wanted a little love affair.”
• “Falling in love with a woman like you happens so quickly.”
• “I can see you are beginning to care.”
• “I believe in angels.”
• “My destination makes it worth the while.”
• “I’ve had my share of love affairs but they were nothing compared to this.”
• “Never before did you see me begging for more.”
• “Take it easy with me, please.”
• “Go slowly with me now.”
• “I was an impossible case.”
• “Does it mean anything to you?”
• “No more carefree laughter.”
• “This is where the story ends.”
• “Breaking up is never easy, I know.”
• “In these old familiar rooms children would play.”
• “I don’t know how but I suddenly lose control.”
• “My my, how can I resist you?”
• “I can’t count all the times that I’ve told you "we’re through”.“
• "The look that he gave her made me shiver because he always used to look at me that way.”
• “He’ll take your heart and you must pay the price.”
• “One day you’ll find out he wears a disguise.”
• “With a bit of rock music everything is fine.”
• “You’re in the mood for a dance.”
• “Feel the beat from the tambourine!”
• “I remember long ago another starry night like this.”
• “Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally.”
• “There was something in the air that night.”
• “I think you’ll be able to make all my dreams come true.”
• “You thrill me, you delight me.”
• “I’ve been waiting for you.”
• “I’ve never felt this strong.”
• “I see a road ahead that I never thought I would dare to tread.”
• “But I know I don’t possess you.”
• “Nothing and no one can break this bond.”
• “Somewhere in the crowd there’s you.”
• “All I do is eat and sleep and sing.”