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King Jaffe Joffer

@kingjaffejoffer / kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com

Started out poor with plans to own more.
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Anonymous asked:

You were raised in the Kardashian era too. You’re within 5 years of all of them except for maybe Kendall and Kylie 🤣

Dear Dummy,

Being in proximity in age to them is not the same as being in the generation of kids who grew up influenced by them.

For example, I'm close in proximity in age to Drake, but my music sensibilities were formed way before The Blog Era that birthed Drake as a musician.

Yall just be confidently loud and wrong for no reason.

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Anonymous asked:

aye king what are you watching on youtube these days ? you put me on wendover productions and real life lore and I watch it to this day. beside that polymatter and coldfusiontv are cool but I'm craving for more, if you have some please share peace

Caspian Report - Current geopolitics from a non-American perspective

Mark Weins - my fave food travel vlogger

Bon Apetite - Food stuff

Pocket Watching with JT - Black finance stuff, calls out a lot of scammers in the black community

Crowned TV Courts - basically court TV for hood niggas

Voices From The past - They read interesting letters from history like "Spanish solider describes being an Aztec prisoner in 1510" or "first contact between Japan and England" etc etc

Great Art Explained - They dedicate each episode to a great piece of art and they decode it

Comedy Hype - Interviews with black comedians

Smokin & Grillin with AB - Fat Black nigga recipes

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Anonymous asked:

kinda crazy when i think of it that you saw the woke storm coming and deleted your "old blog" before it could hit it. wild times, I published my first nudes to the internet there and some are still floating around today

Yep,

It was late 2012 when I started realizing I had to pack it up.

Tumblr gets credit for that too, because this app is where a lot of trends emerged first.

All the arguments I see on Twitter and TikTok are All Out Wars that took place on Tumblr damn near a decade ago.

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Anonymous asked:

Thoughts on Palestine vs israel?

Western imperialism is planet earth's greatest threat

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Anonymous asked:

I think of you all the time, somewhere high and happy , dropping your belly on clits. The big ones, not the little ones…

You know my spirit 🙏🏽

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Anonymous asked:

The wizards money laundering operation saved you from being wrong about a team being willing to take Poole’s deal. Draymond Has beef with cp and Kuminga. It’ll be Jordan crying memes for you by MLK Day ‘24.

This is an interesting way to say "I was wrong and you were right"

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Math may not be your strong suit which is understandable. So the fact that you can’t calculate that the warriors probably can’t afford what Draymond is asking probably hasn’t hit you yet. New CBA terms make the repeater tax punitive to the point where keeping Draymond at his asking price is simply not worth it no matter what coach says. No other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole’s deal in a trade right now. Kerr can say whatever he wants. He’s not responsible for the cap. Draymond Green is not taking a paycut because a nigga he sucker punched took his bread.

Again, yall just be talking without knowing what you're talking about.

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Now that everything has played out exactly as I said, let's look at the results:

"no other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole's contract"

"The fact that the warriors can't afford Draymond hasn't hit you yet"

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Anonymous asked:

Killer Mike put out a new solo album. You fucking with it or did his other antics turn you off?

I stopped fucking with him in 2020. As soon as I saw him on stage shoulder to shoulder with the mayor and police CRYING and asking people not to riot for justice while wearing a Kill Your Masters shirt, I was done.

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Kang, I just wanna say thank you for helping me see the way of big bitches. I followed you 5+ years ago and I was only into 5ft, 100lb women. Mainly because I'm a big mf myself and I just thought 2 bigs would congest the paint. You've always been outwardly a fan of big frame women and seeing them on your socials so much, I started to come around about 2-3 years ago. My quality of life has improved since I have transitioned to 180+ pound women 🙏

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That's a good start. Get you a 250lb joint and fold her big ass up

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Anonymous asked:

Hey king, what do you think about the Lakers demise?

At no point during any time this season, including when they beat the warriors, did I think they were a championship team. They overachieved and got favorable matchups in the playoffs.

Memphis' locker room is cooked. They never had a chance (I predicted Memphis would win, but I didn't know how far gone things were).

The Warriors matchup poorly with LA. Their strengths are our weaknesses. Their size was overwhelming and Poole/Klay disappeared. That'll do it.

I don't think the future looks good for the Lakers unless they make a big move somehow.

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Math may not be your strong suit which is understandable. So the fact that you can’t calculate that the warriors probably can’t afford what Draymond is asking probably hasn’t hit you yet. New CBA terms make the repeater tax punitive to the point where keeping Draymond at his asking price is simply not worth it no matter what coach says. No other team is going to be willing to absorb Poole’s deal in a trade right now. Kerr can say whatever he wants. He’s not responsible for the cap. Draymond Green is not taking a paycut because a nigga he sucker punched took his bread.

Again, yall just be talking without knowing what you're talking about.

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Big shakeup for the Warriors incoming. Noooobody was happy on that bench in the Lakers series. Poole and Kuminga were bitching, the static between Dray and Poole is far from resolved. What makes you think Draymond is going to take a pay cut to stay? Curry is still top 3 and he has a window of productivity that the warriors are obligated to capitalize on- somebody has to go. I see no takers for Poole. Y’all missed the chance to extend your reign by taking Wiseman over Lamelo. If Meyers didn’t fumble that one, the rise of Jordan Poole likely never takes place. It’s so rare that a top tier team gets that high of a pick. Lakers had that opportunity in the 80’s and grabbed James Worthy. Can’t fuck up massive draft opportunities and continue to succeed long term.

People who talk like you are ignorant of the team dynamics.

Curry, Klay, Dray and Steve Kerr are in lockstep with one another. This quote is from TODAY.

Does he sound like Draymond is going anywhere?

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Draymond gotta go

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Listening to people's half-baked ideas for fixing the warriors is almost as bad as listening to Laker fans gloating.

Dray ain't going anywhere, been saying it since he punched Poole. The Warriors would give up every young player on the team before they gave up Dray.

Both Dray and Klay are gonna take paycuts. Everyone is coming down off of their prime and see that they have a short window to maximize this situation.

Also, I don't know how anyone watches those 2 playoff series and comes away thinking Draymond is the problem.

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Anonymous asked:

We smoking that warriors pacc till next October! I hope the nigga that sends you a pic of his asshole ain’t forgot to send his correspondence this year after the Lakers aired y’all out! The Warriors is done! It was a helluva run but it’s OVA! Bend the knee for the Kang!

Win a ring, fam

Niggas creaming over a Second Round Championship

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