me when i cant move

friend: how are you me: 

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

Tell me this isn’t a man who has seen the phrase “i hope this email finds you well!”

If this ain't me

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

AUTO REBLOG

im always a slut for death and suffering

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

op what does this mean

im gonna marry him

modern art

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

im so fucking high I walked into the bathroom without turning the lights on and for a solid 10 seconds just stood there in the pitch black like. damn this sucks its crazy they made the bathroom like this. before realizing I could turn the lights on

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.

i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

How I feel watching people even touch on love island after being in quarantine for so long

This is what I did when love island started tonight