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i write religion fanfic and am in love with Turnus irl (and odysseus)
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My Best Friend, My Companion - MicroSoftCraint - Christian Bible [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org|Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Christian Bible, Minions (2015), Christian Bible (New Testament) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Bob the Minion/Jesus, Bob the Minion/Jesus (Bible) Characters: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ (Christianity), Jesus Christ (Christian Bible), Bob the Minion Additional Tags: Infection, Infected Characters, Character Death, Apocalypse, Hurt/Comfort, (kind of), Love Confessions, Death, Sad Ending, Out of Character, Not Canon Compliant, Incorrect Use of Minion Language, One Shot, Hurt No Comfort, Not Beta Read Summary:

Despite the evil emanating from the creature he now had in his arms, Jesus just couldn't bring himself to euthanise Bob...

[The above prompt was given to me by a friend, this is my interpretation of it. I hope you enjoy my ridiculous story about Jesus and Bob the Minion.]

Source: archiveofourown.org
#fanfic#fanfiction#minions#bible#jesus#bob the minion#bob the minion x jesus#this is pure shitposting i’m sorry#writing#creative writing#short story#writing prompt#one shot#apocalypse au#not canon compliant#for either source materials#a tragedy#this took me like 20 minutes don’t expect a masterpiece#bob x jesus#christianity
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