Happy Peppy Geologist

Be sure to take into consideration things like would you be able to feed a Snorlax, could you supply a good tank for a Wailmer, etc. Reblogs are appreciated but not forced!

Why is it that Backyard cartoons are always the best ones?

Who's your favorite from Phineas and Ferb? (aside from Doof, the obvious choice)

Part 1

a concept that has so much comedic potential is one of the ninja finally finding jay and freaking out about it and jay just playing along with it because he's too awkward and doesn't know what to say and also maybe scared for his life because who are these guys. nya finds him and breaks down into tears and traps him in a bear hug and jays like haha yes! missed you too definitely ahaha! um! nya takes him back to the monastery and its this big sappy reunion and jay pulls arin aside because he seems the least threatening and is like hey excuse me for asking but. Who the fuck are you guys

“…With jaws big enough to swallow the Stan O’ War whole!”

Ford tells Stan about some of his adventures in the Portal while they’re out at sea.

suddenly overnight my colors are terrible

[Image description: digital art of Ford from Gravity Falls, chasing a runaway Cycloptopus. Ford’s wearing sci-fi style gloves that glow blue, and grinning like he’s having a great time, while the Cycloptopus is crying in distress as it flees. End ID.]

You guys aren’t gonna believe this

Ever since this happened I have not found a shiny Pokémon in the game

Equivalent exchange

Only the greatest grand niece in the world could do such a thing

[Image description: digital art of Mabel and Ford from Gravity Falls. They're wearing matching turtleneck sweaters, where Ford's is red with a gold hand design on it, and Mabel's is in the same colors but reads: "No. 1 Niece".

Mabel's pointing at herself with a proud smile and declaring: "Look out world! This girl just gave her Grunkle a one-way ticket to Sweater Town!" Ford rubs the back of his head, smiling sheepishly. End ID.]

that post about mob psycho having a title that makes it sound like a hyperviolent edgy anime in english got me thinking about how funny that juxtaposition is with how the show Actually Is. the resolution of a major arc in the third season literally hinges on the fact that the main character is wearing the most godawful fuck ugly shirt on earth and everyone is too polite to tell him it sucks. as a direct result, a giant broccoli flies itself to the ocean and it's a legitimate tearjerker. a bunch of the antagonists definitely think they're in an edgy organized crime show--until half of them end up giving up their life of crime because they got made fun of for beefing with middle schoolers so hard by a 27-year-old in a cheap suit that they decided they'd rather work at a grocery store.

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

I’m

Oh. I’m not drinking enough water

…SHIT.

How dare you call me out like this

☁️ A Dreamer ☁️

the brotherss

EY HAPPY SUMMERWEEN FOLKS :D LET’S TALK GHOST SHIPS

So less the physical ship being the one haunting them and more a memory of the past. Could be multiple things: a night terror? Bill playing tricks and corrupting Stan’s memory? An actual haunting (maybe they’re someplace like the Bermuda Triangle?) So this is more the showing of that little idea, but after discussing it with @impishnature, she took it a bit further in what could be an actual ending to this story (below the cut!)

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How many years, I

know I’ll bear, I found something

in the woods somewhere…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the frownerrr

[Image description: a screenshot redraw of Ford from Gravity Falls. He's wearing a black trench coat, and staring at the viewer, frowning. The reference screenshot from A Tale of Two Stans, of him outside the Mystery Shack, appears behind him. End ID.]