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This is my weird post to fight tumblr's tagging system. I am gonna tag this post with my tags I wanna find in my dash but can't because of tumblr

Edit: please don't judge my level of sanity through this post even though it will probably be accurate

Second time I am reblogging this fucker because of the stupid 30 tags per post limit

That means I have about than 60 weird tags for random very specific posts though

Edit 2: ykw fuck it do judge my level of sanity through this post though it will probably not be even close to the level I am at

If there need to be any tw tags in any of my original posts ever just tell me plz and I will add it (except this one)

In other news I have decided to use my weird tags system as a notice board

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teaboot

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

Artist's recreation of incident

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

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teaboot

he's not wrong

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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time

girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.

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typhlonectes

This is a distance of roughly 625 miles and we are going to assume that the speed does not include the time penalty of Spain having a different Rail Gauge than France.

At 890 miles of rail you can get New York to Chicago which would be the ideal first route, but what can you get with 625 miles that makes more since than Columbus?

Well at that distance you can get Raleigh-DC-Philadelphia-NYC- Boston

With intermediate stops in Richmond, Baltimore, New Haven, and Providence

That is a route that is not only good, but has potential to be one of the most used rail lines in the world if it were at high speeds and a cheap price

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snippychicke

How about putting some more rails, especially high speed, out here in the midwest, so those of us stuck out here can travel without hours in a car or spending hundreds on a plane ticket?

I guess another route of equivalent length would be St.Paul-Madison-Milwaukee-Chicago- -Indianapolis-louisville

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neil-gaiman

I remember when Obama put aside the money for a rapid light rail system from Chicago to Minneapolis. And the loathsome then Governor of Wisconsin gave the money back, and blocked the project.

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What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

— J.D. Salinger. (via. luciferifilia)

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waknatious

See how lucky we are to be writing fanfic for each other?

DO YOU SEE??????

community

it's about community. we're all here and we can just talk about it whenever we want... even right there on the website where it's published. we're so LUCKY.

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azula, day 2 out of prison: why does the southern water tribe ambassador call you babygirl

zuko: how about we stop talking for a little while.

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My little Zukka head canon is that Zuko would tell Sokka how he got his scar. Zuko would be like “Yeah it was bad but it set me down the path to joining Aang. So I try to see the good instead of dwelling on what can’t be changed.”

And Sokka is just like “I’m so glad you have grown sweetie” and just takes his sword to go murder Ozai in prison.

Zuko had his ‘over coming anger’ arc. Sokka on the other hand has been looking for a reason to murder that man.

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