Right, so because quite a few lovely folks have started following me (great taste btw), I just wanted to clarify that moonriverandlu and feysandfeels have the same idiot (affectionately) behind the screen.
Rouje has no business having those prices... but fuck me is their collaboration with Dragon Diffusion a 10/10. Like from one to ten, Besties, how bad would it be if I spent the $425 it costs.
Feyre: What are you writing?
Azriel: The Spring Court wants to know what kind of weapons we are bringing to the meeting of the High Lords. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Feyre, looking over Azriel's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.
If you were creating the Eras Tour set list and could choose five songs for the Fearless set, what would they be?
15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait
- Drug them
- kick dirt in their food
- try to drown them in a lake
- watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter
- tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them
- curse them to do whatever you say
- trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)
- ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)
- kill their brother
- ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way
- exile them
- Impersonate your twin sister
- get turned into a snake
- write them letters but don’t send them
- kill them
I was just looking at the scene where Lucien says that Elain is his mate, and when she comes out of the Cauldron, before he says anything:
Elain was staring at him before he spoke. She knew, too.
SHE 🗣 FELT 🗣 HIM 🗣
SHE FELT HIM
SHE FELT HIM
The Tortured Poets Department is a great reminder that women don't owe the world pretty. Taylor Swift doesn't owe anyone an easily digestible pretty pop album wrapped in a bow with short songs you can make TikToks to. She's allowed to present something raw, uncomfortable, and vulnerable to the world.
I was just looking at the scene where Lucien says that Elain is his mate, and when she comes out of the Cauldron, before he says anything:
Elain was staring at him before he spoke. She knew, too.
The only thing I will say regarding the omg who is this album about is, if you end a long term relationship and immediately enter into another relationship, you are rebounding. Then when that rebounds ends and you feel crushing sadness, you are not mourning the rebound, you are mourning the long term relationship. Hope this helps 🤍
P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.
Maybe one day lol but it’s sadly not that much
Glad you think I’m famous at least :D
Rhysand’s Top 10 Sexiest Moments
The Tortured Poets Department 🤍
The hot new club is The Tortured Poets Department. It has everything: alcoholism, suicidal ideation, infidelity, mental breakdowns, drug addicted losers, pathetic little men, insane bop, defiance of fans, god complexes, near debilitating self-hatred, radical exceptance
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
- They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
- I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
- Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
- Yes, Master
- Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
- I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
- I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
- No other way to get performance art funded these days
Very important, cannot believe I forgot:
- No other way to get academic research funded these days.
Lily James as Cinderella CINDERELLA (2015)
An Elucien fan comic/manga.
“But there is also a weakness in me, because I dreamed of him kissing me for all my time in the Undersea, and now with his mouth on mine, I want to sink my nails into his back.”