if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to
fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming
*does this to my name legaly*
Person I just met: So. That's actually your name?
Me: yep.
PIJM: how do you say it?
Best friend: Oh jesus christ don't a-
Me: *inhales deeply*
Best friend: too late *covering ears*
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Loose,
Footloose,
All of your feet are loose.
Feet,
Loose feet,
You’re going to lose your feet
Did Arin Hanson and Danny Sexbang write this?
This is Gia. She is the sweetest, most loving service dog. She was basically retired, but still does her job occasionally. She got mauled by another dog about a week ago, and the image on the right is her now. For More Images/Proof: Go Here *GRAPHIC*
Now, I’m not asking for anyone to cover her vet fees, or to help us put the other dog down. What we REALLY need, is some Pajamas for Gia. I have created a wishlist of Jammies for her. Now, you’re probably asking why she needs Jammies. She is a double coated dog, a chow chow. Without her coat, she can’t keep herself warm or regulate her temperature. And we live in Ohio, where it gets very cold. Our power has already gone out once this winter, Gia won’t be okay if she gets too cold. She can’t go outside, she can’t sleep, she can’t heal. These pajamas also help to keep the bandage on her neck stable, and keeps her from rubbing it off. She is bleeding, oozing over herself constantly, so we need a lot of pajamas to keep rotating them. They won’t just get used once, they’ll be used all winter and through the spring even! Until she is healed, they will be used and very appreciated.
If you can’t help us by buying her some pajamas, can you please reblog this? We got hit with $3000 of vet bills that we do not have the money for. And she is due for another surgery to remove the rest of the dead skin next week.
Here are My Commissions if you can’t buy her one, but want to help! And Here is My Ko-Fi If you’d rather that.
Thank you SO much for sharing and helping out! ❤ ❤
Please don’t let this post die down! Someone was SO wonderful and already bought her a sweater so she can go outside when it snows. If that person wants to message me, I’ll send them pictures of her in it (if they want!) !!!
Please keep sharing ♡ Gia really needs clothes so she doesn’t get cold. Her face is swelling and she is going to the vet on Monday to get it checked out.
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
You missed the fact that Harry was hungover on butterbeer at 3 am, wrote this, probably ate a chocolate frog to help with the hangover, THEN went back to sleep
no offence but…… if no one is going to make a shrine of me i am going to make one myself.
I won't make the shrine. But I'll sacrifice things under it once it's built.
If life is a simulation, deja vu must just be a corrupted save file
Stop! Stop stop stop!
Wig
American Sniper 2 looks fantastic
If someone who’s English is an Englishman and someone who’s Dutch is a Dutchman, then someone who’s German is a Germanman.
I like to think of it from a woman's perspective. Woman who's English is an English Woman. Dutch Woman. But GerMAN for a man. So that makes her a Gerwoman.
“good health will come to me and those i care about”
like = charge
reblog = cast
*DISCLAIMER: This is a spell meant for peace of mind and to boost the chances of good health, you need medicine and not magick to cure an illness, but magick can help out.*
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
You call it "really bad at road work", I call it abstract sculpting.
i would call the police then papa john himself
Had to make up for being Racist. So they became OVERLY accepting.
I don’t think I have ever posted a single good thing on this site
Incorrect. Bad post OP. Next
Or is she just being friendly?
My favourite game
Update: she fancies me
Update: She’s my girlfriend
Update: We live together
Update: We just got our first house 🏡
Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree
Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday
Update, we’re engaged
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
OK BUT I NEED MORE UPDATES! WHEN IS/WAS THE WEDDING? CAN I MAKE COOKIES AND SEND THEM? I WANNA MAKE THE ADORABLE COUPLE COOKIES GOD DAMMIT!
Sweden’s Moose Cavalry - WTF fun fact
Holy shit! That would be the most frightening thing ever. Imagine an armored moose coming directly at you at full speed.
Enjoy your age,kids!
All jokes aside
Ok. But like. When I was 15/16, shit was real for me. And ain't nothin changed. So did I miss something?
The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.
PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANGERS OF THE WORLD
This is a touching story. But now I need the Gronk to paint his nails too. That would be the greatest "fuck toxic masculinity" ever.
Date a Hufflepuff who likes anything that has to do with animals
Thats me!
