me: gay minecraft

everyone: ***blacks out and reblogs***

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. White people explored the world and found every place there were people. They left absolutely no hole unfucked. And then they wanna complain when they can’t use their expired coupons CAROL.

8. I am a white people and I don’t trust white people.

9. English imperialism has led to some of the funniest dumbass translations/anglicized pronunciations ever

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

Everytime you reblog this picture, an homophobe gets kicked from a custom match.

My username is good for this situation 

i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh four personality traits. and they are

This user appreciates Joan and Talyn

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

what is the january mood?

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

The signs as Panic! At the Disco songs

Aries: Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

Taurus: Death of a Bachelor

Gemini: Roaring 20s

Cancer: The Good, the Bad and the Dirty

Leo: High Hopes

Virgo: This is Gospel

Libra: Say Amen (Saturday Night)

Scorpio: Emperor’s New Clothes

Sagittarius: I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Capricorn: Hey Look Ma, I Made It

Aquarius: Dancing’s Not a Crime

Pisces: Girls/Girls/Boys

Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time

hang in there buddy.

He?

Warning: Female Presenting Nipples

~ Magic Mod

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

half way down I thought I was having a stroke.

So this weekend I found myself chatting with an established comic writer, he asked me about my interest in the matter and I told him I ran a webcomic but before he could even respond I qualified it with;

“Well it’s a fan comic, I’m not a real comic creator.” He was appalled.

“What do you mean you’re not a real comic creator?” He demanded. “Do you have a comic?”

“Well yeah but its a fan comic its not a real-” He literally put his hand on my shoulder to stop me.

“You have a comic. You made a comic. You’re putting in the work. You’re a real comic creator.” He told me about how one of the people he works with on a comic started by writing Mass Effect fanfiction even. I’ve been thinking about that ever since.

I’ve thought about how many times I’ve heard myself and other say things like, “Oh, I’m a writer but I write fanfiction not like real writing.” And thats so bullshit, he was right. 

If you write you’re a writer, end of story.

I’ve been thinking about this again lately, I’m not always happy with my work but I’ve put hundreds of hours into the comic and that’s not something a lot of people can claim. 

“If you write you’re a writer.”

How I communicate with my close friends.

We’re gonna fucking CRUSH 2019

HELL YEAH GAMER

HELL YEAH GAMER