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Reblogged murderturtles
your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
Reblogged pluralzalpha
Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service
Well, according to the upcoming UHD/Blu-ray release of the Peter Cushing Doctor Who movies, I am a Doctor Who Expert.
(Yes, I had a film crew at my house several weekends ago recording me talking about Doctor Who. More on what that was like later this week now that I can talk about it.)
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In my household we talk about "pathways in the brain" being like deer trails in the woods -- the more the deer walk along one route, the more their hooves wear down the grass until it's just a strip of bare dirt.
But if the deer start traveling a different way, the grass grows back.
But if the deer start
traveling a different
way, the grass grows back.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
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scotchtapeofficial
the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.
It actually fucks
DO NOT LITERALLY PULL YOUR KIDS APART
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The Constable (Dichorragia nesimachus), family Nymphalidae, India
photograph by Aaratrik Pal
I knew he was hiding somewhere
Reblogged pluralzalpha
Sometimes the Dr. Who channel gets the captions mixed up and it’s really funny
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This was my favourite part