pls stop sending me cottage cheese asks

As a society, we need to bring back the Nintendo 3DS

Everybody tagging and commenting "original ds too" on this, I have great news about the functionality of the 3DS,

You're more right than you know! Did you know the current state of 3DS homebrew makes it so that:

You can install and make your 3DS hacked with about an hour of work.

There is no risk of bricking

It is 100% undetectable by Nintendo

You can play the games online

You can download and install any 3DS, DS, or GBA game and run them perfectly (the 3ds still has the GBA hardware in it!)

You can emulate the Playstation 1 on a new 3ds!

And an absurd amount more.

I've actually made a guide about what to do after you homebrew your 3ds so you can really understand how much nonsense you can do.

You can find it here! It's still early, but if you have any questions or comments, I've left comments enabled so I can get feedback.

Happy hacking!

in light of recent news

In light of recent news I am happy to announce that I'll be making a guide for the Wii U as well. Unlike the 3DS, the U hacks are able to download directly from Nintendo's servers, so the closure of the eShop will heavily affect the ability to access Wii U games from a 100% reliable source.

pls

The fact that they’re still tight about this after all these years is so funny to me like they must think about it every single day

Man it wasn't even the copypasta. I saw folks eviscerating the guy for daring to write YA stuff. Teen love for teens. And how that made him a pedophile. Like that's what's being talked about here. Not the cock monologue. It was the endless hate and vitriol like I remember distinctly my dash being flooded with "he's a grown man who writes stuff for kids. That's super sus of him" and him literally being called a pedophile and other such smears. Like the cock nonsense was the absolute least of what happened. Don't be a derisive dick. If you're referencing that then obviously you were around to see all the toxic bullshit too and you should know all of this

But oh noooo! It was obviously the goofy taste of balls post that did it! Because tumblr is good and always correct /s

It is particularly cruel to me that John Green was harassed essentially off of the internet in the way that he was because the poor man has OCD and is very open about it.

The way he was treated is horrible and disgusting for anyone at all, but John Green has for years and years (along with his brother Hank) tried to make the world a measurably better place while living with a horrific mental illness. A mental illness that makes something like being called a pedophile over and over again horrific in ways that unless you have OCD, or are very very close to someone who does, you will never understand because OCD targets whatever you value and makes your world a living hell over it.

And you know what? He still writes his novels, and he is still out here doing absolutely everything he can to make the world a measurably better place. The cock monologue was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Also if anyone did this to my brother I would never ever forgive anyone involved. Never. The fact that they are still engaging with the internet in the way they do, with vulnerability and kindness is remarkable.

The notes on this post are shit so just to be clear: if you’re following me and you think it’s funny to harass someone, or that it doesn’t count if the victim is above a certain age or if the harassment happens online, or that it’s worse to speak out against harassment than to harass someone, unfollow me because I don’t fucking want you to interact with me

On the positive side, here’s two replies that are actually decent:

"Harassing someone non-stop for months, including graphic sexual harassment and disturbing baseless accusations of child abuse, is funny as long as I think the victim is annoying!" -a lot of people, apparently

I need to emphasize that even if the monologue was the only issue, sexual harassment still isn't funny or cool just because it's happening to a grown man. And based on all the sex and rape joke people made like a year ago when they talked about Misha Collins defending Monica Lewinsky, people have learned nothing.

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could make him move out by august. september. tops.

I do accept criticism but ONLY if presented with evidence

( @bisexualnursey how’d I do?)

have some nurseydex as a reminder to take study breaks!! they’re important!!

(nursey’s drink is an oatmilk vanilla latte with 2 pumps of cinnamon no foam and dex’s is peppermint hot chocolate with extra whipped cream)

don’t let this face fool you, this is a straight up demon

THEY’RE FUCKING MARRIED YALL.

ok ik I say Ransom and Dex are an underrated friendship all the time (and they are!! I stand by that!!) but yall aren't ready for the REAL underrated d-men mentor friendship.......

Holster and Nursey

absolute NERDS seeing local musicals and plays together, listening to musical soundtracks together on roadies when Dex and Ransom are doing homework, Holster giving Nursey guidance on helping Dex manage his stress, for Holster's birthday one year Nursey gets him tickets to see a broadway show and they hang out in NYC for a few days over summer, Jewish!Nursey and Holster observing holidays together and celebrating Hanukkah together, both of them making CONSTANT bi jokes and puns, the possibilities are ENDLESS

please look OUT he is BAKING

business majors be like damn i have a human rights violation due tomorrow

bitty resents his parents.

sometimes he gets angry at them. or, more realistically, he’s always a little mad at them, quietly simmering in the background. but sometimes when the zimmermanns accept jack’s bisexuality without hesitation, sometimes when he sees a janitor’s closet, sometimes for no reason at all, he’s fucking furious.

how much do you think he confided in his parents when he was in the closet? did he even tell his parents he was getting bullied? did they know until coach found him locked in the janitors closet? actively hiding his sexuality means he’s used to keeping things from his parents, and then he’s not telling them anything at all, and then they don’t know anything about him anymore and actually... no one really does, for a long time.

and then he goes to samwell and finds a new family who accept and understand and love him. he’s grateful, of course he is, but every single day these fucking frat bros, of all people, show him the unapologetic acceptance his parents never gave him.

so he’s furious. because he wasted so many years of his life in the fucking closet, and he knows it’s not their fault and that they’re trying, but the team understood so easily and why couldn’t they do that too why can’t coach just acknowledge that jack is his boyfriend does he want coach to pretend that this is normal because it’s not why does he have to-

“you’re good, okay?”

and coach and mama are trying. but there are so many extra steps. learning that he’s gay. being okay with it. surviving it. coming out. hiding. surviving it. coming out over and over and over. coach acknowledging it. coach and mama stumbling and not knowing and trying but not getting there. surviving it.

he’s tired of waiting for them to get there because he’s been putting in the work every single day since the first time he was called a faggot in pee wee football.

he knows his parents will get there eventually. he just wishes he didn’t have to be the catalyst for his parents to change.

i think the best thing the fandom did for holster was take the canon fact that he can sing well, and collectively agreed he is into musical theater.

everyone calm down it is actually canon we didn’t make this one up

this panel is the blueprint

CORRECT and may I also add-

ollie and wicks got together immediately before kissing the ice. send tweet.

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”