What if life just begins again?

the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don't understand

Marrying Stede...

I log on… I spam post….i embarrass myself….i leave

Meeeeee :333

‧₊˚ 🌹 ⁺̣* a flower for everyone not feeling good today

take my hand take my whole life too

what's really keeping their hands from touching

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

this has been in my folder for 800 years but we're finally on the shading

Stede saying “oh, fab!” after he comes down Ed’s throat.

chained dog

Sneak peek of my pieces for @becausethenightzine an Ed/Stede nsfw zine, coming soon 👀💜🍆

not to be a steddyhands enjoyer but imagine them fucking and then ed calls stede zaddy. imagine being izzy hands and your dick is someplace you'd never thought it would be, and you're with two guys who you know are always gonna be way more obsessed with each other than they ever are with you, and the-guy-who-used-to-be-blackbeard calls a strawberry flavored marshmallow flop "zaddy" and you just gotta keep going. you can't stop now, you're in too deep mate. you chose this life.

same picture

Me: okay it's really time for us to buckle up and save our money for a bit

Samba: hey bestie! check out these new OFMD t-shirts! 🤩

Me: [whipping out my credit card so fast I sprain my wrist] I should get two, just in case anything ever happens to the first one