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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

The oldest but never the heir. Nothing was expected of him except being entertaining and abandoning people despite his attempts to prove otherwise.

The spare turned heir. Constantly reminded of his inadequacies. His only expectation to fulfill a duty that never should have been his, condemning himself and another to a life of misery.

While both fight against inescapable corruption and manipulation, seemingly destined or doomed to unleash destruction and darkness of the worst kind, they become the catalysts for the return of the greatest hope against the evil they seemed meant to release.

One makes her believe in love, enough to cross the world and fight to save it. The other makes her believe in herself enough to embrace her true power.

Kit’s attitude with Elora all episode seven is so funny and so beautiful like she’s all. hey I have noticed you have been slightly out of character today. No I’m not asking because I care about you shut the fuck up I’m just curious. I’m being deeply introspective about the fact you saved me and I’ve been using you as a scapegoat and a target for all my feelings of abandonment and inadequacy but I’m not ready to say any of this yet but I’m marinating. I’m still mad at you btw. I’ll find you under the stars and we’ll talk and it’ll be a balm to the soul. I’ll watch you as you pour your soul out into training. You’ll collapse at the edge of the world and your need for me will be fuel on the fire I’ve been preparing this whole episode and I’ll embrace you to me and assure you that my sword will ever be yours and if you tell me you’re afraid I’ll press our foreheads together tenderly and tell you that I’ve been afraid too and “my fear, it doesn’t get to decide. I’m not giving it the power. I’m giving it to you” and promise that whatever we face we’ll face it together. we’ll go over the edge holding each other

the feature i really need tumblr to add is to have your moms phone number on your profile so if you disagree with me i call your mom to tattle on you but then your mom and i get to talking and we realize we actually have a lot in common then at the same time we say “maybe we should continue this conversation over dinner” then we both laugh and that night your mom and i meet for dinner and i bring her flowers and pay for her food and we have a beautiful evening together that leads into an even more beautiful night on a beach under the stars and i turn to your mom and say “i know this may seem a little fast but i’ve never felt this way before” and she says “i was thinking the same thing” and we kiss under the moonlight and we realize in that moment that we want to spend the rest of our lives together so i move in with her and fall in love more every day and we grow old together and she passes before i do but luckily i’ve come to think of her children like they’re my own then years later i’m on my death bed and you say “you were like a second mother to me” and i say “hey remember when you disagreed with me online 50 years ago well L + ratio + i fucked your mom LOL” then i die having got the last word in

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

Willow textposts part 2/?

More Willow characters as tweets because I'm still bored

It's Everyone's In A Situation Sunday

All I ever wanted to be was a knight, to serve. So far, I hate it.

Willow really said knight x knight, sorcerer x sorcerer and rogue x rogue, and they are so sexy for that

WILLOW (2022 - PRESENT)

I noticed there weren't many Willow (2022) text posts, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and make some

If people like these and I have time, I'll make more.

Edited: well, it seems like people liked these, so here's some more :)

Part 2

the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day(s) featuring graydon

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AMAR CHADHA-PATEL as Thraxus Boorman in WILLOW (2022- ) Developed by Jonathan Kasdan