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those dank ass wheat things 550

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You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?

That’s what customer service is frfr.

SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced

you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.

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u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it

self explanatory. look at her hair.

self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar. 

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a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…

this fish who regularly causes riots. 

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he’s a danger to everyone. 

so we just gon ignore “the sexual tension”? okay

its because op’s right

Honestly

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cheese24k

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

that was a religious experience

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mightyfemme

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

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cuttleskulls

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

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reblogged

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

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This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

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ceevee5

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

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