due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

When did you start unloading the dishwasher?

"... Last night..."

Oh shit my dishwasher-

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

The Passover Story in Memes

My family has an annual tradition of telling the story in a creative way so here it is, told through memes:

Holy heck how does this only have 140-odd notes

higher education im thinking. just isnt meant for us brunettes

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun