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may Doma’s blessings

@rigelianprince / rigelianprince.tumblr.com

if your ancient god turned out to be a decaying pile of slime would that be fucked up or what
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Skylar I love the fact that this whole time you actually hated me??

But couldn’t say it to my face??

but that and this shows how horrible a person I really am huh @iucharba

meanwhile @reesespuffsofficial is out here with an Actual god complex in the year two-thousand and eighteen

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funny how Keith was the one who got heated about something sarcastic I said but only I’ve ever been flamed for it 🤔

but what can I expect when y’all just decide to make up your own shit

I’m learning things I never knew about myself here

‘imagine liking deen’ is really fucking PRESSED huh Ken

i will be the first to call berkut a fucking classist you dipshit, maybe this is a foreign concept with your ass stanning a peadophilic priest (uhhhh yeah) but you can enjoy a character and not what they stand for. we really out here still debating the fact that liking a character does not mean condoning their actions huh

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@theballmighty I’ll do it for you.

@radiant-dawn this is so fucking funny considering that’s all anyone’s done w me including you

ask @lesbiananidala not me

if you fucking dumbass Americans bothered to use fucking google you’d know that college is both free and mandatory in the U.K., why the fuck would I lie about being poor you fucking cunts

@radiant-dawn I work 12 hour shifts just to afford to fucking live while you’re wanking off to fire emblem porn go choke on a dick you rejected muppet

these are the same people who unironically reblog 4th of July posts

I’m framing this one.

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readpenguin

Are you bored and scrolling through your Tumblr feed right now? You should try reading a book instead. We promise it is more fun. 

theres the tea everyone log off

Can I pin this post to my dashboard

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Can y’all fuckin wait for your animal crossing character to just fucking dab after catching one of these in Animal Crossing Switch cause I sure can

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relishboi

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

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spacebeets

A VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO FEATURING BUELLER HAPPILY WAGGING HIS TAIL.

OMG little propeller tail!!!!

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striikee

IS HIS NAME FERRET BUELLER?!?

Yes! His name is Ferret Bueller. Here he is having a nap…

Clearly it’s his day off

I love my cat but heaven above i want a cat snake!!!! 

propeller tail... absolutely fantastic you funky little buizel

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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

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markedbyx

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

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mjaosemjao

Just puke man

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