Reader style - Afab she/her Time slot - After hours Client Name - @banjokazooiey CW: flirting, power struggle, use of "filly" to refer to the reader.
“What’s a nice boy like you, doing in a brothel like this?” You question, devious glint in your eye as Kaku pours sake into your cup.
the way this took me out immediately. i need him right now. NOW.
hi i’m comin back babey.
you might’ve formerly known me as a jjba only blog but now i’m just gonna do a bit of everything LMFAO
right now i’m rly into one piece, so if you have any requests for characters before ep 120, send them in
Some thots: Kakyoin is a shy sexy boi abs when he wants to have sex with his s/o HES so cute because he doesn’t want to outright say it, he just stands there and hints at it while he’s blushing like crazy 🥺 like he does the little “hiding in the doorframe, making circle patterns on the floor with his toe cos he’s so shy,” so cute!!!
*cracks knuckles* it’s been like a month, but I AM HERE!!! (imagine that in an all might voice, that’s how i imagined it.) that’s totally kak though omg. he’s shy asf. lemme elaborate on what you’ve got going on here.
“Well those were some shit pulls.. saved all those Wishes for nothing.” Letting out a puff of air, you briefly stood up from the gaming chair in your room to take a break from probably what had been five or six hours straight of playing Genshin Impact. When Nori had suggested you get into gaming, he probably hadn’t thought about the possibility of you getting completely and utterly invested in one.. and a gacha game at that. Turning around, you nearly fell over when you noticed a bulky form standing in the doorway; but relief flooded over you when you noticed it was just Nori.
“When’d you get home?” You hummed, taking a moment to admire your boyfriend. He was so pretty, lean and rippling with muscles; a muscle shirt and sweats currently clung to his body after hitting the gym. He still stood in the doorway, awkwardly. It was enough to make you raise your eyebrow, especially considering how red his face was.
“.. Few minutes ago,” he managed to get out. You narrowed your eyes, sitting down on the bed and crossing one leg over another to pay attention to his demeanor.
The redhead nervously shuffled in the doorway, cheeks ablaze. He seemed to always be doing something; whether it be twining his fingers together, making patterns on the ground with one of his feet, playing with his curly bang, drumming his fingers against the wooden frame.
“.. Um,” he began, biting his lip. His pupils were blown wide as he finally met your gaze, and it finally seemed to hit you like a train as to what was going on. Was he just too shy to say anything.
“Nori, are you horny?”
He nervously, yet frantically shook his head ‘yes.’
“.. Do you wanna fuck?”
Again, he shook his head in agreement frantically.
“That’s all you had to say, baby,” you purred, grabbing one of his larger hands to pull him to the bed. He gladly obliged, sitting down next to you as his eyes followed you, who was in the process of sinking to your knees on the ground. Hands grabbing the waistband of his sweatpants, you looked up at him;
“You’re so cute, Kak. I’m gonna choke on your dick now.”
He could’ve passed out on the spot.
what will it take for me to get railed??? a neon sign above my head saying 'submissive and breedable'??? 'Your dick will get sucked guaranteed'? 'I don't care that you have problems, i have problems too, so lets get it on'???? 'I'm useable 24/7 even in my sleep'???
Hello, what do you think of Kakyoin and his female s/o’s nipples/boobs and when she reciprocated the favour? 👀👀 O_O ask for horny thoughts and ye shall receive lmao
Kakyoin fuckin loves tits. For real I’m just gonna say it now that man loves tits. It doesn’t matter what size, what shape, whatever. You got ‘em, he’s grabbing them. Always when he’s trying to prep the mood, he’s gonna suck on your tits.
Wanna talk about a lactation kink? Nori is the king of that shit. He’ll pinch, nip and suck your tits enough so that he just gets a lil something out of them. Loves the sounds you make, too. He’ll knock you up just so he can get that sweet mama’s milk. Your poor baby isn’t gonna have anything left; Nori’s sucked you dry. It’s just too sweet.
Nori, like Mista, would have sensitive nipples too. Not to the same degree; but still sensitive. If influenced, I could see him getting them pierced, too. He loves it when you nip or scratch at them, though. Sometimes he’ll ask you to pay attention to them if you forget. Which, you gladly do ofc. He lets out the prettiest moans and whimpers too. Pay attention to them if you remember, you won’t regret it.
Hi! Can i have a hcs of Jotaro, kakyoin, polnareff and Josuke? (seperate) about the bois and fem! s/o's child that has a stand that can leaps through time and then child met their parent's past.
this is fun af let’s go, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff and Josuke + Reader’s Child That Goes Through Time!! (wow that a mouthful) also this is a little more than headcanons just because I had too much fun with it
Your kid was scarily mature and responsible for being sixteen years old. Both you and your husband thought maybe, maybe they’d end up a normal, good adult.. and then on their sixteenth birthday, their Stand appeared. Nobody was sure of what their power was yet; you told your child they cannot try it out or use it until there was a safe way to go about it. However, after telling them they couldn’t hang out with their friends that night, the family got into an argument; as your kid was about to yell, their face bright red, they literally disappeared. Into thin fucking air. Cue you and your husband freaking out; but where did they go? What was happening to them?
Nearly losing their footing, his kid (second born, after Jolyne) found themselves in.. well, not home, that was for sure. Judging by the carpeting under their feet, it was probably a hotel. Blinking, they looked around at their surroundings. The tacky wallpaper, strange colors, patterns.. this didn’t seem like the modern day. Their thought process paused, however, after they heard voices coming from down the hall.
“-I’ve always enjoyed marine life.” That was undoubtedly the deep, grizzled voice of their father. Eyebrows furrowing, they slowly approached; at the end of the hall was a balcony that looked out on the city.. whatever city that was, they weren’t sure, but regardless they carefully snuck to be hidden behind the wall, but still able to see and hear who must’ve been their parents.
“Oh, really?” That was definitely their mom. “I like whale sharks. And sharks in general. They’re silly, you know?” While this was their mom, she talked so.. different. “You know, back home, where I’m from- there’s whale migrations every year. You can look out to the sea and see these giant humpback whales just swimming along, going.. well, wherever they go. It’s really cool. Maybe I can take you some time.”
“.. That would be nice.” At this point, they could still only see the two’s back, but noticed Jotaro’s hand ever so slowly shift over to be on yours. “.. Jotaro, I think-“
That’s when they leaned forward a little too much and fell down. Immediately, both of them jumped apart from one another, figuring it was Polnareff or Joseph spying. But, they came face to face with a teenager.
Said teenager was reeling at the sight of their parents being young. Their dad was without crow’s eyes, and absent of the few streaks of gray that ran through his jet black hair. Better yet, his outfit was black. They were so used to seeing their dad wearing his white ensemble, seeing him with the giant black coat with a chain had them reeling. And you.. you were brighter, more full of energy. Your eyes were more animated.. while you were always happy in their time, you looked less worried here. And your outfit was.. eccentric to say the least.
“.. The fuck are you doing here?”
“Jotaro!” You exclaimed, rushing forward to hold a hand out to your kid (which, of course, you didn’t know). “I didn’t know you had a sibling!”
“I don’t.”
Their kid was the spitting image of Jotaro; dark black hair, a less than happy expression always playing on their face, aquamarine eyes. And, it seemed they dressed like him, too.. at least, him when he was younger.
“Oh.” You paused, but still helped them up as they grabbed your hand. “You guys look identical! That must be a strange coincidence..”
“Yeah,” they nervously laughed, gulping. “Just a.. uh, a strange coincidence. I gotta go, so-“
“Well, it was nice meeting you.” You offered a kind smile; in typical mom fashion; before they glanced at Jotaro who wore a scowl. Getting an idea just to fuck with their dad, they smirked. “Oh, yeah, by the way, that guy is in love with you.”
“WHAT-“
“Byee!” They exclaimed, scrambling to run down the hallway and out of the building. They wondered if this was Egypt; they knew that a long time ago, you and your friends had made a long journey to defeat an evil man named DIO. This must’ve been before you encountered him.. now, you both had emotional baggage in the present. Sighing, they realized they shouldn’t have fought with the two of you. Almost as if on cue, their Stand formed in front of them, staring.
“Hey.. uh, whatever your name is. Can we go home?”
The Stand nodded, and before they knew it, they were back home within the blink of an eye. Both you and Jotaro stood in front of them, almost as if time hadn’t passed at all..
“What the hell? You disappeared for only a few seconds.” Jotaro gave a weird look, running a hand along the five o’clock shadow on his face.
“I met you guys!” They exclaimed, rushing forward to wrap their arms around you. “It was in Egypt, I think. You were on a balcony, talking about sea life.”
“Oh, I remember that,” you chuckled, grinning up at Jotaro who snorted in amusement. “That’s when I told Jotaro I loved him.” Pausing, you suddenly gave a wild look to your kid. “HOLD ON, DOES THIS MEAN YOU’RE A TIME TRAVELER?”
It was nighttime. There was a city surrounding them; quiet, abandoned.. except for the sounds of screams in the distance and obviously damaged cars and buildings. Standing up, their eyebrows furrowed, confused as to what was going on.
“Nori!” A familiar voice screamed out. They turned to see someone who looked like their mother.. and someone who looked like their father, bleeding out onto the pavement. You held onto your dear Noriaki, desperate for his survival. “Please, hang on, please.. I’m gonna get you help, I promise, I..”
Immediately, they ran up to the two, nearly falling over to crouch down to Noriaki’s level. “Dad!” They exclaimed, surveying his wound. It was graphic, gory.. a large pool of blood surrounded him, and his abdomen seemed to be blown wide open.. were those his guts?..
“Hey! Hey, you, you. Please, I- um, fuck, I need you to..” You trailed off, looking up at the stranger who didn’t seem all that strange. They looked just like Nori, but also had some striking similarities to you as well. Eyebrows shooting up, you thought.. maybe this was your kid? But that was a fleeting thought. It was time to help Kakyoin.
“I need you to- can you-“ You were cut off by the loud whirring of helicopter blades. It was the Speedwagon Foundation! Somehow.. they knew to come. Relieved; maybe he had a chance; you helped them load him onto the helicopter. “I-I need to come with you guys! I need to watch over him!”
“You can’t. I’m sorry. He’s going to need some intense recovery and rehab, but you can come visit him. Please stay here and fight DIO.”
Just like that, they were taking off again. There you stood, overwhelmed as they flew away. But.. there was the stranger next to you, staring at you. You turned, walking closer.
“Are you.. my child?” You questioned, carefully looking over their features. Hesitantly, they nodded. “I.. don’t know if it’ll, like, screw up the timeline or anything, but.. you seem like you need it, so.. yeah. Mom.”
Gently smiling, you brought a hand up to rest on your child’s cheek. “You look just like him, but I can see the fire in your eyes. That’s my blood right there.” You tucked a piece of red hair behind their ear, and they rushed forward to give you a big hug.
“Dad’s gonna be okay. You’re gonna be okay. I promise.” They squeezed you, before looking up at your face. You were so young, but.. you obviously wore a tired, overwhelmed expression. Gently running a hand through your child’s hair, you were allowed a tender moment before the sound of a loud BOOM! interrupted it.
“You get back to the future, alright? I got a supervillain to deal with.” Pressing a little kiss to the crown of their head, you pulled away. “Oh, uh, tell future me and future Nori hi, too.”
“I will.” Their Stand manifested behind them; it bore somewhat of a similarity to Iggy, which made you snort. “And, uh.. bye, Mom.”
“See you, kiddo.” Winking and throwing up a peace sign, that was the last thing they saw before arriving back in the present day.
“WHERE WERE YOU?!” Older you exclaimed. “You just.. you disappeared for a minute! What in the hell happ-“
And then they rushed forward to hug you, grabbing Nori’s sleeve to tug him into the hug. “I’ll tell you in a bit. But.. I love you guys.”
Any frustration you had before immediately simmered at the sight of your child being so sweet. Looking up at Nori with a smile; that was quickly reciprocated; you tightly wound your arms around your kid. “We love you too.”
Being dropped into a café sure was interesting. Well.. was it even a café? An outdoors café? They shook the thought off, looking around. There were some tables, chairs.. people chatting.. and in the distance, the great wide desert. This was undoubtedly the trip that their parents met on; the fight against DIO, in Egypt.
Straight ahead of them was their mother, which made them nearly choke on their spit. You were young, but.. you looked annoyed. Sipping on some pop, you sat back in the straw chair, alone.
They approached, pulling out a chair in front of you. They definitely wouldn’t just sit down with a stranger, but.. you were their mom, they felt comfortable. “You look down. What’s up?”
Sighing, you didn’t even show any confusion or curiosity to why this strange teenager just sat down across from you. “Look over there.”
Turning their head to follow your eyes, their attention landed on their dad, no doubt; with the tall, silver hair, it couldn’t be anyone else. He was leaning a hand against a wall, semi-blocking in a woman who was giggling and blushing.
“You know, I could take you in the back and show you a good time, you look like you’re wanting a piece of me-“
They gasped, clearly offended at their dad’s vulgar language. “Oh my god! How dare he! That’s terrible!”
“You’re telling me.” Sighing, you sunk a little farther down into the seat. “He’s such a dick.. I hate him, but I love him, you know? Seeing him flirt with girls all day is so exhausting.”
Hearing their mother talk about their father in such a way was slightly off putting- but this was the past, they had to be aware of that. “Well, um.. maybe he’d stop acting like that if you told him how you felt. If he.. likes you back, tell him you won’t date him until you see him stop flirting with other girls.”
“That’s genius! He’s gonna be so arrogant about it.. but, I’m tired of doing this pining, you know?.. What did you say your name was?”
“I didn’t.”
“You’re witty. I like that.” Chuckling, your expression dropped as Polnareff began to saunter up to the table, obviously done with his flirting. “Well, uh, did you orde-“
“Polnareff, I love you.”
He doubled over, nearly hacking up a lung in shock after he choked on his spit. Taking a moment to regain himself, he nearly lunged over, grabbing your hands and pulling you up to your feet. “Oh, mon petit lapin, I’ve loved you since I-“
“Good, you feel the same. I’ll start dating you only if you stop flirting with other girls. And stop giving them those damn looks.”
“I’ll never even look at another girl!” He exclaimed, pulling you close to his chest to hug you tightly. “Mon chéri, you’re the only one for me! Always!”
That was typical dad, being incredibly overwhelming with his love. Quietly chuckling in amusement, they stood up; their work here was done. Walking away, their Stand manifested next to them, something like a smile on its face. “Let’s go home, yeah?”
You went to turn around and thank the stranger for their encouragement only to find they had disappeared in the midst of Polnareff’s outburst. “Huh. That was weird..”
“What was?”
“Someone walked up and gave me advice for.. you know, this. But they’re gone. You know, they kind of looked like you..”
Why the fuck were they in a tree? Gasping and lunging toward the main part of the tree, they held on for dear life. It was.. kind of bare, only a few leaves in it. It actually granted a great vantage point for overlooking a high school..
Wait, this was Morioh High. But it looked older.
“.. The truth is, it doesn’t matter how infatuated she is with you. If she comes to her own conclusion that you’re the most pathetic, disgusting shmuck around then we get to go on living happily ever after, right?”
Their attention turned toward a group of four gathered by the pool. Three people sat crouching, surrounding a smaller.. guy. Narrowing their eyes, they nearly fell out of the tree when they realized they knew these people.
That was undoubtedly their mom, dad, Uncle Koichi and Uncle Okuyasu.
Koichi adamantly nodded, startled as Josuke lunged forward. “So all you gotta do on your end is act like a total jackass whenever you’re in front of her!”
“Oh!” Okuyasu exclaimed, clearly coming to some sort of realization. “Now I get where you’re going with this! You’re such a genius, Josuke!”
“Aha, well, thank you, but was that really a compliment coming from you?”
Next to Josuke, you started laughing so hard that you fell backwards into the pool. In turn, Josuke burst out laughing too, peering over the side to look at you. As you surfaced with a devious grin, you grabbed the lapels of his collar, pulling him in after you.
“Geez Louise, what could I do to make Yukako think I’m totally unappealing?”
“Well, from what I’ve been told, mama’s boys and gross guys are usually major turn offs for ladies,” Josuke commented from the water, dunking you under before grabbing onto the sides and hoisting himself up. He was dripping all over, and shook like a dog to try and get some water off.
“He’s got a point,” you added on after resurfacing.
Koichi gasped. “There has to be another way! If she thinks I’m a mama’s boy, she’ll hate my mom and go after her too!”
Okuyasu had an evil grin playing on his face. “Then we’ll have to go with option B! You’ll be the gross guy that doesn’t take baths!”
“HUH?”
“That’s right! You can’t brush your teeth or change your underwear!” Josuke was obviously enjoying this conversation, a dumb grin on his face. He held out a hand to help you out of the water, pulling you up and out. You were pressed against his chest for a second before both of you pulled away, blushing.
“Raising some lice or spiders in your hair might be a good idea!”
“Wearing sweaty socks is pretty gross!”
“Ooh, and try farting everywhere!”
“Yeah! She’ll think you’re foul!”
“Would you guys quit joking around?! I’m serious about this!” Koichi cried out.
“I’m being just as serious as you are!” Okuyasu stood up and pointed a finger in Koichi’s face. “Now make with the snot and drool!”
Koichi whimpered and groaned, falling down to his knees, clearly upset.
“If you’re not up for it.. then your only option is to become a nobody. A nobody with no prospects, at that.” Josuke stood up, approaching behind Koichi. “You need to make her lose all interest.” Bending over, he put a hand on Koichi’s shoulder. “We’re all gonna tackle this thing together, okay? But, uh, maybe we can go get dried off first.”
That earned a pained whimper.
Your kid never realized how stupid you all used to be. So, so stupid. They were used to the more serious duo you both were; seeing you as teenagers was hilarious. As Okuyasu and Koichi walked away, still reeling over the conversation, both you and Josuke stood by the pool. You peeled off your shirt, considering it was dripping; he stared, bright red.
“Wow, see something you like, Josuke?” You teased, giving a little chuckle.
“Actually.. yeah.”
That made you blush like crazy, and your demeanor quickly changed to be more shy. Josuke bit his lip before continuing.
“While we had this conversation, you know, I realized how glad I am to have a crush on a girl like you. You know.. not insane,” Both of you laughed at that, “but also kind.. smart.. pretty.. funny.. I can be myself around you, and you like me all the same. So, um.. you know, we’ve kind of been beating around the bush for awhile, and I was wondering if maybe.. you’d wanna go on a date? Sometime?”
Obviously flattered, you took a few steps forward, both hands lying flat on his chest so you could get on your tiptoes and peck his cheek. “I’d love to, Josuke.”
With a content, soft smile, your kid watched on as the two of you entered a new chapter in your love story. Their stand appeared next to them, looking down at the same scene. Fondly smiling before turning to the Stand, they chuckled. “Let’s go back.”
Immediately they were met with two pairs of arms around them. “Where did you go?!” You exclaimed, holding them tight. “I’m sorry if we upset you, I-“
“You guys never told me you used to be such saps when you were younger.”
That comment made you and Josuke pull away and exchange a look, both of you quietly giggling. “That.. is true. Remember when you asked me out?”
“I do,” he hummed, wrapping an arm around you and laying his hand on your hip to gently tap with the pads of his fingers. “That was probably my third best day ever. The other two would be when we got married and when the rascal showed up.” Ducking his head down, he pressed a little kiss to your lips, earning a groan from your kid.
“What even makes you bring that up, honey?” You questioned.
“Oh, my Stand has time traveling powers.”
“That’s nice- wait, WHAT?”
Helloooooooo! May I please request a Kakyoin x female reader who have their first time together? If this makes you uncomfortable, please ignore it! I love your writing! Your Kakyoin dating hcs were so cute 😭
*blushes and waves hand* y’all flatter me so much fr.. just a heads up for everyone I do NSFW stuff!!! u can request a lot of stuff no biggie, if you’re interested my pinned post has more info.. but vanilla stuff like this is always amazing and fine! but, let me end your wait, for my offering is here: First Time + Kakyoin HCs!
Hello! I heard you were asking for requests, so if its fine if i can request a headcannon, on what the crusaders think on a reader who is exactly like yumeko jabami. She's basically this cunning smart lady who looks sweet and stuff, but is actually a crazy gambler that bets on risky things like betting 1$ for her own life (Which she takes pleasure of 😳). She also had this thing where she smiles crazily unto when things gets crazy. Also def has no shame in PDA and calling their s/o sweet names💀
cracks knuckles let’s do this anon also i’m sorry if this isn’t like exactly what you wanted but without further ado here is Stardust Crusaders + Crazy Ass S/O HCs!!
Overall, the guys love your cute, crazy self and would do anything for you, even stand by and watch you wager your own and their lives for a Kit Kat.
idk if any of y’all watch ray chase’s (bruno’s dub va) streams or anything but he’s so funny
Hi! If you’re taking requests, could I ask for headcanons of Kakyoin asking the reader out? Thanks a ton!
i’m so sorry i took so long to get around to this.. halloween, last day at work, college.. but here i am now with headcanons of Noriaki Kakyoin asking out reader!
iconic moment from stardust crusaders that really happened
I require mista again, sorry not sorry (the first one made my morning 😭💖) Could I perhaps have headcanons of Mista's idea of a good first date? 👉👈
AGH im sorry this took me so long to finally respond to i had work last night (update: two nights in a row actually) but soon i will be free of the capitalist shackles bound to me. for now let’s think about dating mista
You know I'm gonna ask for Mista 😂
Specifically, Mista’s reaction to an s/o who loves snails? 😌😅
this is the least surprising thing because a. you love mista and b. you constantly reblog snails, they’re such silly funny little pictures i just go :) when i see them good snail friends
why is talking to your mutuals so hard. how do i pspspspsps my mutuals into my dms
found you 👁👁
omg girl you gave me an aneurism at first BFBFNGMG
the inherent homoeroticism of rerunning splatfests with ur wife
(rbs > likes)
