stop it anon, bc you’re making me sweattttt 😮‍💨

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He’d show you around his room, stuttering proudly about his streaming setup, completely unaware of your bored expression and you couldn’t quite find it in you to just be nice to him and let him ramble about his silly cameras and PC.

“Have you ever been blown, Kurt?” You hummed, stopping him in his tracks, watching with a sigh when his brows furrowed.

“I don’t— b-blown?” He stuttered, cheeks warming with a soft hue of pink, hand scratching at the back of his neck, a nervous habit of his.

You huffed, rolling your eyes, though you couldn’t stop your mouth from salivating at the thought of being on your knees for this pathetic excuse of a man.

“Let me say it nice ‘n’ slow, so you understand,” you cooed mockingly, stepping closer towards him, face impossibly close to his. “Has anyone sucked your cock?”

He gasped, breath hitching in his throat and choking on his words, his once soft blush turning deep and dark, trailing from his cheeks to his neck and chest— entirely flustered.

“I- no,” he breathed.

“Would you like to find out what it feels like?” You trailed a finger down his chest, stopping at the elastic of his sweatpants, curling your knuckle under it before snapping it back into place. “Cause it feels real good, Kurtie.”

Kurt’s mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water, gawping at you before nodding shakily.

“Gotta say it out loud,” you spoke, cocking an eyebrow at him before he uttered out his response, a short “yes, please,” and a surge of warmth bloomed throughout your chest at being the first person to do something so intimate to him.

So, with a firm hand, you pushed at his chest, letting him slump clumsily into his gaming chair, the wheels creaking at the weight of him.

You got to your knees, shuffling closer, your palms rubbing at his thighs and you tried to stifle your smile when you caught sight of his bulge, already rock hard— it was bigger than you expected, much, much bigger, and you wondered what it’d look like when it wasn’t underneath a few layers of fabric.

It wasn’t long before you had his sweatpants pooled around his ankles, his boxers too, and his cock stood to attention, throbbing hotly whenever you merely looked at it, little pearlescent strings of pre-cum oozing from his tip and dripping onto the pudge of his stomach.

“You’re so big, Kurtie,” you cooed, wrapping your hand around his cock, feeling it pulse at your touch, his skin so soft and smooth, and you fluttered your lashes up at him when you pressed a kiss to his tip.

“Oh my go— that feels— OH, wow,” he whined, squeezing his eyes shut, gasping and bucking when you swirled your tongue around his tip, flicking into his slit and swallowing his pre down. “Might— could last a while, might wanna get yourself comfy- Oh!”

You smirked around his length, rolling your eyes at his act of coolness, quickly bobbing your head up and down, up and down, taking his thickness right down to the base and swallowing around it, the crude sounds filling his stuffy room.

Kurt fisted your hair mindlessly, babbling nonsense with each time his cock passed the seam of your lips, and he bucked into your throat, chest heaving, completely under the influence of your wicked mouth.

“‘V got all the time in the world,” you said after taking a breather, stroking him in your fist and watching his face contort into something different, something almost pained.

And as soon as you took him back down your throat, one last swallow, one last inward thrust— it had been 2 minutes tops— his stomach muscles contracted, thighs tensing, thick ropes of cum spurting out of his tip, choking on his breaths as you swallowed it all, giggling around him at how pathetic he was, how little time he had lasted.

SMUT 18+ below

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The steering wheel dug into the skin of your back, your knees uncomfy when they shifted either side of his hips, though the pretty sounds that escaped Kurt’s throat had you moving even faster.

“O-oh,” he sighed, lashes fluttering, barely able to keep his eyelids open and he kept his hands to himself, not knowing what to do with them or where to put them, until you enveloped his wrists, placing his palms firmly on the fat of your hips.

“That feel good, baby?” You cooed, sickly sweet, your lips mocking his pout before pressing a smacky kiss to his mouth— a short one, one that had him trailing and following your lips, a sticky, glossy stain sparkling on his lips, courtesy of your cherry gloss.

“Feels— yeah, feels good,” he whined, nuzzling into the crook of your neck and inhaling the sweet scent of your perfume that was pressed to your skin. “You’re so bea— you’re so pretty.”

You hummed appreciatively, carding your fingers through his greasy hair, tugging a little at the strands, his cock throbbing against the confines of his sweatpants, impossibly hard from the mere feeling of your covered pussy.

You pulled his head back with your leverage at the roots of his hair, meanly shaking his head back and forth, his neck craning uncomfortably, causing him to whine and pout.

“Come on, look at the cameras, pretty boy,” you grinned, watching while he looked into a camera lens closest to him, a thick, strawberry blush coating his cheeks and neck. “gotta show your fans how pathetic you get, huh?”

He nodded, a short ‘yes, mama,’ was uttered from his lips and your cunt clenched, arousal slick and dripping under your skirt all because of one pathetic, greasy boy.

“Good boy,” you grinned, pressing another fat kiss to his skin, his cheek this time, before stroking it with your palm, letting him lean into your warm touch— such a sweet moment, as if his cock wasn’t sliding between your covered pussy lips at the exact moment.

A surge of warmth bloomed between your thighs, though you were sure it wasn’t your arousal— his high moans and whines sounded throughout his car, chest heaving and eyes rolling to the back of his skull. He was cumming. Hard. Right in his silly little spree car, saturating the fabric of his sweatpants and leaving them messy and darkened.

“M’sorry, mama,” he sobbed, “didn’t mean— wasn’t supposed to cum so soon.”

Pathetic boy. :(((