*is refered to by deadname* ah, my cissona

everyone should be more like carlos

Challenge accepted

Yeah!!!

What an excellent trend

I need more of this!

Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person

WIG!

oh god relisten to it with this in mind and good god, you will cry.

Mummified my teenage dreams No it’s nothing wrong with me The kids are all wrong, The story’s all off Heavy metal broke my heart

or how about

We’ve been here forever And here’s the frozen proof I could scream forever We are the poisoned youth

And the fact that this song was used as an NFL anthem and was probably ingrained in the heads of a bunch of transphobic assholes without them knowing has me LIVING!!!!

i’m actually going to cry that is amazing

REALLY???? THATS SO COOL????? haha SUCK IT transphobes

!!!!!!!

FALL OUT BOY SAID TRANS RIGHTS BITCH

EMO TRANS RIGHTS \*_*\

After watching Captain Marvel, Fury is use to watching his children (*cough cough* The Avengers *cough cough*) falling out of order, and doing the most reckless shits, yet he still loves them because they may remind him of her.

Tumblr has the most swagless cult leaders. This Guad person isn’t even cool or mysterious they remind me of a “fandom mom” degenerate that would have harassed me for a yaoi RP over yahoo instant messenger in 2010 and had a breakdown if I refused. Where’s the spirituality? Where’s the otherworldliness? Where’s the magic? Smh. Yall will worship anything with a pulse and an oppressed identity huh. Wack. Shoulda left that in 2018. Make internet cult leaders great again. 😔

This is the (not so professional but great) version of IW where everyone was just being themselves…

GUYS

I MEAN, GUYS

LOKI’S HERE

*at 4:00 am*

Brain: go to sleep

Me: must…read…one…more…FANFIC!

Brain: *initiates intense headache*

Me: 

oooooooooouuuuuuuu

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

mEEEE

i love prince eric.  from the little mermaid.  he’s hilarious.  because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy.   most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine.  most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.  

but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

i love him

At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that’s on fire, all to rescue his dog.

Then when he’s convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can’t even walk or dress herself, confirms that she’s not the girl he’s looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.

No one questions this, just like they don’t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he’s getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.

A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.

I’m convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they’re all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.

a common conversation around the kingdom:

“Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?”

“Oh gods, not again.”

prince eric is a retired epic level player character

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter