a banana!
Stephan Hawking was born on Galileo’s death date, and died on Einstein’s birth date.
I saw this shirt and immediately started crying. I’ve never been filled with so much fear in my entire life
why this look like a soviet propaganda poster
If your buttcrack was horizontal, it would make a clapping noise whenever you went up or down stairs.
I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too many personal questions.
Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?”
A good place to hide a dead body is in a spacesuit, sitting in a roadster, heading to Mars.
All flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
What’s the appeal of markiplier? Like I don’t understand
There is none.
I am human garbage.
hello I’m here to deliver these and then hide for another like 4 months :^) hope y’all are doing well
Quick edit: sorry about the chat head thing in some of them. I just noticed that now
Pizza delivery is like the ambulance. If they’re late their delivery ends up cold.
‘The sky is the limit’ is a super demoralizing thing to say to an aspiring astronaut
what the fuck…
If humans are 70% water and water isn’t alive then humans are always 70% dead inside.
The most unrealistic thing that happened in Toy Story is Sid getting back-to-back successful attempts at the claw machine.
The amazing journey of jacksepticeye going from 100,000 subs to 1 Million subs over night. Next stop 10 million subs @therealjacksepticeye
They grow up so fast D’: