Land of Strife and Ash

Heather Rios

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

globael warming

Transportation

Okay but I love pictures of animals carrying their babies in slightly precarious looking ways, and the baby looks mildly concerned or displeased

weezer boobs

Boo-bie boobs I look just like buddy holly

well, when in loam 🪱

they put him in the cup and no eyes as well… really hope things improve for this dope soul

WHAT YOU THINK CUTE OR FREAK OF NATURE

i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....

not only is it real this word is from the 50s

the slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison… the fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

people do not like this one . And for that i would like to say youre welcome

Least sexual thing you're physically aroused by, go

I love the notes on this because it's either "ok hear me out but like haha I'm kind of into massages I KNOW IT'S SO WEIRD" or "turn signals"

PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!