Saw a really weird owl the other day

IT'S NOT A OWL

(but it is cool)

That's a common misconception! The Tawny Frogmouth is actually a really weird type of owl:

AAAHH

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

Minotaur in his kitchen

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

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verschlimmbessern = to disimprove

ok wait… what about “kaputtreparieren” ?

kaputtreparieren = to completely destroy something that was only slightly damaged in a failed attempt to fix it

Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

It’s also greener where you bury a body

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Bats fact #58

Bats know every swear word

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

As this handy little chart says:

I FINALLY FOUND THIS