the married life;

⇢ summary:  being married is never a bore when your husband is a vampire king + inspired by  “Stop calling me Princess!” “I apologize, my Queen.”.

⇢ relationship: min yoongi/reader.

⇢ genre: vampire!yoongi, supernatural, romance, fluff.

⇢ words: 11.3k (WHY)

⇢ warnings: mentions of blood/blood drinking of course, yoongi is bad at cooking, you being exasperated with your husband, implications of sex.

a/n: something I started during halloween last year but never finished. happy birthday suga… I guess? edit: somehow this fool of an author deleted the original post on accident. so. here you go. again

Your married friends had to deal with a lot of things; their husbands didn’t clean up after themselves, the sex was bad, or maybe they were too stubborn. And sure, you felt sorry for them, but you couldn’t exactly say you understood them either. If anything, the problems you had with Min Yoongi were… extraordinary. And the sex was never bad. But he was a little shit though.

From the moment that Min Yoongi had come into your life five years ago to now, there was nothing you could say you regretted. From the initial dislike, to the confusion, to the intrigue, to the fondness of friendship turning into something more, he had left you with something your friends could, unfortunately, never attest to: the feeling of a thousand years on his part of dormant love waiting for you that no one could ever ruin or one-up. How you got to this point, however, was quite the mirthful fairytale.

five years ago.

“You’re new here, right?

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mark lee doesn’t watch porn!! he looks at his achievements and success and that’s enough

땡 / Ddaeng - yoongi x reader

A/N - requested by @slowlyandrogynouskryptonite. After being blackmailed by a sasaeng over an illegally obtained video of the two of you, you decide to write a diss-track and release the audio yourselves instead.

Dating an idol isn’t actually as hard as people make it seem. You and Yoongi were fundamentally like any other couple, and if you kept your eyes on each other rather than the crazy world around you, you were fine.

The problem was, it was unrealistic to never take note of the millions of fans around the world watching you from every possible device. Pretty understandably, most of them were at the least disappointed one of their Bangtan Boys was taken at the beginning, but you had been openly together for going on two years now, and they either came around or gave up complaining.

Again, most of them.

Sasaengs weren’t normal, and they weren’t really fans if they behaved the way they did around idols, but your options were limited when it came to dealing with them.

Security guards following you everywhere had become the golden standard, and the real ARMY helped report them whenever they cropped up on social media, but time and time again your relationship with Yoongi was either criticized or exploited.

Two weeks ago, a sasaeng had contacted BigHit with a recording they had illegally took of the two of you having sex in a dressing room. It was concerningly good footage, and the only thing that was more upsetting than the fact they were blackmailing BigHit for money over you was the reality that the sasaeng must have been somewhere inside the dressing room to get the shot.

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The Holi-Date (M)

Author: @kpopfanfictrash , as part of the A Very, Merry Fic-Mas! collab with @lamourche , @kittae , @underthejoon , @hobidreams , @floralseokjin and @winetae

Creative Contributor: @baebae-goodnight for this exquisite moodboard (THANKS, TIFFY!)

Pairing: Taehyung / Reader (female)

Genre: Fake Dating / Neighbors 

Word Count: 40,538

Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Oral (female receiving), dirty talk, spanking, fingering, marking, big dick, consumption of alcohol and a holiday sweater with the word ho on it.

Summary:   When your ex-boyfriend becomes engaged to his new girlfriend at your annual Holiday party, you admittedly are not in the best place. Which explains why you down six shots of alcohol, enthusiastically drop it low on the dance floor and – oh, yeah – tell everyone you are also dating someone. The only problem? You are obviously not. Good thing your neighbor happens to be cute and in need of a ride to work every morning.

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[23:59] you stand at the edge of the room, watching as you friends go searching for their dates, readying for their new year’s kiss. when the countdown finally hits ten, you down the last of your drink and make your way over to mark, who’s standing in the corner with a few of his friends, joking around. you grab his hand and pull him closer, and you can hear the way his breath hitches despite the whole room shouting the number three at the same moment. “hi,” you smile.

“hi,” he breathes, his nose almost touching yours as he stares at you in surprise.

when the crowd finally chants ‘one’, you step up on your tip toes to connect your lips, and mark’s hand is quick to move to your back, holding you against him to continue the kiss, even when everyone else has separated from their partners to scream and cheer.

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Not to gush about Mark Lee again but….he’s so tender…so kind..so pretty…so considerate..so unintentionally funny…so sweet to strangers…looks like he gives the best hugs…is a great vocalist…smells like laundry detergent…the cutest ears…the loudest laugh..the roundest teeth..the bestest boy..

mark lee is basically the tom holland of kpop

out of curiosity - reblog and tag your mbti, astrology sign, and hogwarts house in the order of how accurate they are

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someone talk to me about mark lee pls i just wanna cuddle him n kiss his stupid face n run my fingers thru his stupid hair n listen to his stupid laugh n feed him stupid food n have a stupid time w his stupid ass

One of the hard parts about being a multi Stan is during voting season when people keep telling you to vote but you have no idea who to vote for because you love everyone and you want everyone to win

Reblog with you Seventeen bias, your myers briggs type, your star sign and your hogwarts house I need to know for science.