You bring the drinks, I'll bring the dragons

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

why afraid

“I’m losing it” 

(via)

Hey get out of there

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

Interior crocodile aligator

in game glitch

Meirl

Me and the monsters going back and forth at each other in three in the fucking morning.

I made this for my palz but yall can have it if you want

gonna start sending this to ppl in the middle of the day and forcing them to ruin their sleep schedule

Bold of you to assume that I’m not already asleep in the middle of the day because I fucked up my sleep schedule all on my own

please don’t date people who are mean to you

Don’t be friends with them either

So there is the whole tutorial animated !!!

 With two examples and colors for each syllabes so you can visualize even more. Larger descripion on Patreon and more tutorials there as well! 

Patreon 

Hope it will help you ;) (Now you also know the sassy “Oh My God !!!)

@corona-the-nightcutter I FOUND IT

Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

I did NOT know and this is both very cool that SDs can be trained for this, and very important that we all know how to respect it.

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

love is this your last two brain cells?

@kingofthewilderwest

@the-great-nome-authority US USING THE FULL POWER OF THE BRAINCELL

Mosquitoes in a nutshell.

@corona-the-nightcutter

THE SUMMER MOOD

After becoming Firelord, Zuko pardoned the Blue Spirit for busting Aang out of prison but still held him at large for all the other crimes

#he sent ozai out to find the blue spirit#to restore his honor  (source: @aboutiroh​ ) 

fIRSTLY, HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS?? 

knew this would happen but not this soon fuck

wonder how he’s going to pull off the feat of saying “causing unecessary explosion is a symptom of COVID” 

there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

witchcraft...

I know everyone needs to memorize this

I think boomer parents got the opposite of whatever this guide is.