i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT IβVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
βOh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.β
βwhat the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??β is a great sentence
Oh boy, canβt wait for my paycheck!
βhey i asked you to copy some important papers where are theyβ ββββββββββββββββΒ
we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enoughΒ
The nerd girls are tiredβ¦
I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me βYouβre doing the lordβs work, selling soap at conβ was immeasurable.
Of course, it only works if people BUY itβ¦
And then use it.
Saw these heroes at a con recently.
finally i get a chance to post this god tier cosplay from back in june
I made a birthday card for our graphic designer at work and I'm so proud of it, its the ugliest and worst designed thing ever and its beautiful
And you're just not gonna show it?
Oh yeah here u go lol
man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her
If youβre an American and ever go to another country my biggest advice to you is to go someplace βAmerican themedβ. Even if itβs just a seasonal section in a grocery store. Itβs always a good time and sometimes itβs even cute.
When I was in Germany my cousins dragged me to a βrodeoβ and it was hilarious. It was just a clown and his assistant in bad cowboy outfits lassoing things. Literally a clown. Iβm not making that part up. There were no horses or bulls. Iβve seen more impressive lasso tricks from four year olds.
It was so fun. The American section of the grocery store in Switzerland had blueberry juice in it. What the hell is blueberry juice? Delightful, is what it is. 10/10 not accurate in the slightest would recommend. Iβm glad theyβre having fun.
My middle school teacher's wife is from Japan. And the first time he visited Japan around Christmas her family plopped a sponge cake with strawberries in front of him like "look!!!"
And my teacher is like "???? Nice!""
And they tell him "it's Christmas Cake!"
So he learns Japan has Christmas Cake, which is an "American thing." Except if you're American, you're realizing Christmas Cake is NOT a thing we do.
They were pretty devastated that their American custom was made up. But hey, Christmas Cake is GOOD. so win lose
Man I WISH we had Christmas cake.
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugsprayβ
me @ ant: tell your friends.
the worse climate disaster gets, the more youβll see closet eugenicists start to advocate for letting people die. you need to be prepared to combat the ideology wherever you see it, because itβs only going to get worse and worse Read everything having to do with climate disaster critically. If the central argument underlying whatβs being said is that the death of disabled and/or racialized people is inevitable, natural, or desirableβ thatβs a fascist.
they might be appear to be a garden variety republican or liberal or even a leftist at first, but know that if that argument is being made, their underlying ideology is one of supremacism, and given additional climate stress, they will become more blatant about it.
Happy Halloween!
Broke: Coming out of the closet
WOKE: Containment Breach
Mom...Dad...
I'm [R E D A C T E D]
