Happy Girl

gotta be on my cinderella shit now, this is my calling

i should be riding some nerd's thigh while he gropes all over my body & tells me i'm the girl on his dreams

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Hell yeah I'd love a future with more money

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖

having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

i love him but at the same time he makes me want to take a shotgun to his face.

idk if I need vitamin d, prozac, dick or an exorcism

⊹˚. ౨ৎ

Why is it always "born in the wrong generation"? What if this is the better option you got? What if you were born to be a 1950s lounge singer or a 1300s weaver and already had a lifetime of that, doing what you love to do and what you do best, and spent the whole time thinking "I wish I could do this in a better time, where I could do it more freely from the bottom of my heart, and not have to worry about the things that hold me back"?

You get to make soap with ingredients the soapmakers a thousand years ago could not have dreamed of combining. You get to work with fabrics an ordinary tailor could never have gotten their hands on. Write the gayest love poetry in iambic pentameter without having to worry of being tried for sodomy. Hell, you could have eight kids and bake bread while barefoot without worrying how many of your runts survive to adulthood.

You can draw designs for stained glass windows that the church would never let you, and instead of thinking how your talents would have been groundbreaking back in the day and how they are wasted now, you can imagine how a thousand years ago you may have been drawing the same designs, thinking "I wish I could just do this without having to worry about viking raids and the plague."

A question for the ages.

find yourself a man like this

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

dont play with people’s lives man

oop

I had a terrible week last week I’m not taking any chances

*kisses teeth extra loud and annoying like, with the exaggerated eye roll*