i am the sweetest girl to ever exist but unfortunately i’m also evil
“I wasn’t insane until someone touched my heart.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion
i can’t wait to go to the beach and have salt water and sand scrub my soul clean until i feel alive again
for this we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot???
the sims enrages me
yo mr white am i more than you bargained for yet. bitch
jesse i’m wishing to be the friction in his jeans jesse
do not sell my husband a notch in your bedpost
too good to ignore they on that good shit. fababoi reference
waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
me trying to use my abysmal social skills
i can play the sims for hours and i will, without fail, every 10 minutes, call them a stupid bitch for not doing what i fucking TOLD THEM TO DO
I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
i think it would be so satisfying to be the slightly unhinged old woman sitting on the porch yelling “hey!” bitterly at everyone who walks by