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Ace of Spades

@torieltears / torieltears.tumblr.com

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novur

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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synnister

this entire post is a gift but gODDAMN ITS HARD TO FIND WHEN YOU WANT IT

This would give me SO much anxiety

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bobertlutece

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

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pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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sandandglass

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

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kabber

The Boulder Johnson

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“In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy from the sun than humankind consumes in a year. (x)

I don’t care how many times I see this I will always reblog it

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ncrussell

Stop spending money on war and lies and start spending it on ways to make this planet better.

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flerponius

I saw someone’s argument against trying to stop global warming and it was literally “What if global warming is fake and we make the world a better place for no reason?”

I knew that my contry was hot … but not that much

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raven-system

i completely agree with you but fucking no one on this site ever looks into anything

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darthsarcom

Yes, its an onion article, but its still true.

The parody part is that the scientists are doing it politely

“i completely agree with you”

Source: Boing Boing
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catchymemes
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bundibird

Wow this is the MOST horrifying thing I have read in, uhhhh, YEARS

I have never been more delighted to live in a shit ass tiny apartment in a building where the management company have already explored and exploited every available inch

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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xxtc-96xx

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

i’m at work crying from laughing here how is this not funny asdfsadf

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reblogged

This is how the intrusive thoughts video went right-

pls clap this took longer than it should’ve

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thatsthat24

This is a good summation, yeah

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lum1natrix

↳ fall out boy’s youngblood chronicles; young volcanoes.

When Rome’s in ruin, We are the lions free of the Colosseums In poison places, we are anti-venom We’re the beginning of the end
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