please unmute this

me every time i see a dog anywhere:

what shrek is about according to time warner cable

Sonic GO:

run

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive

2k16: destroy the idea that glasses are ugly, they are cute as hell

SHE SHOOK HER HEAD NO THATS SO CUTE

I hate when music videos have nothing to do with the song

OMG 😂😍

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

SHES SO TALENTED

Vincent Van Goku

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women