The entire game from Kim's perspective:

i found this in my files from like a year ago and realized that i still like it and haven't posted it anywhere meaningful yet

i did some small updates to fearne and took her out for some photos at metrocon. the best update? replacing my furry stretch velvet leggings with brown tights. soooo much easier to wear, especially in the heat! another fun fact is that i gained enough weight in my boobs between this con and the last time i had worn her (at dragoncon the previous year) that i ditched the extra stuffing for fearne's bombshell cleavage lmao

photos by @shmaba, ears by the little mantis menagerie, cosplay & editing by me

1X09 "Trou Normand"

done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

guys ive j gotten some horrible news

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

ATTENTION ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

since tumblr is going to start scraping blogs to train ai be sure to glaze and nightshade your art!! Not only will both of these programs protect your art from being copied but nightshade also poisons any ai that tries to steal it

here is some more info on these tools and where you can download them:

Nightshade: Protecting Copyright (uchicago.edu)

Nightshade: Downloads (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - What is Glaze (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - Downloads (uchicago.edu)

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

here's some instructions for anyone who doesn't know how to opt out:

you will have to do this individually for each sideblog you have too, no way to do it for each account in one go

The way my jaw dropped

one of my all time favorite fun facts is the existence of the raffles novels sorry... what if i told you arthur conan doyle's brother-in-law wrote a series of obvious mirrorverse holmes/watson pastiches where they're gay thieves and acd hated them because he felt they glorified bug- sorry burglary

my hot take is that as we're clearly not getting a good gay holmes adaptation anytime soon so someone should step in and make a deeply chaotic raffles adaptation. hilariously enough i think guy ritchie is the man for it lmao

Motherfucker just showed up while I was peacefully sleeping in a trailer in good springs

Last play through, I spent half an hour trying to outrun him!

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024