Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king
Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day
PLEASE don’t subscribe to twitter blue because thats exactly the goal of this. show him that we hate what he’s doing and boycot, if we can make twitter non-profitable ESPECIALLY by making ads reach wayyy less people and turning them off from the site we might have a chance at them listening to us again
men should do it now instead
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏
I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting
people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life
people who communicate in online games by jumping around or spin in a corcle instead of using the chat function: i love you
the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth
There’s a comparison graphic
1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government
“Shows up with crackers”
I do this only for the good of my country. Move aside, I’m a professional.
Now, is it good cheese? Or crappy fake American cheese?
ok my address is…
Give it away to the hungry! Don’t stockpile it until it rots just to keep prices up! Use it to alleviate hunger, even if it’s for a little while.
Love me or hate me, you cant deny I'm bringing something to the table. Might not be good might not be bad but something's definitely on the table now. Take it or leave it but something good or bad is on the table and I put it there
