sentence starters meme. feel free to change any pronouns/format to fit with characters better. taken from this video. may work better if adding “i’m [character name], [age], and…” to the beginning of these sentence starters, but it’s not necessary. a mix bag of nsfw, humour/crack, angsty, etc. 

• “i’m friends with a rich person.” 
• “i haven’t had an std.” 
• “i was in a relationship for eight years before tinder was a thing, so i have no idea how this tinder thing works.” 
• “the last time i was someone’s type, i was giving blood.” 
• “i’m 5′8″ but everyone’s the same height lying down.” 
• “i don’t have chlamydia.” 
• “i really love red lipstick.” 
• “i’m rich and famous.” 
• “i cried by myself the other night.” 
• “if i had to describe myself, i’d say that i’m quite a lot like a vindaloo.” 
• “i’d let you play snake on my nokia 3210.” 
• “i have a silver tooth.” 
• “you can be the bi- to my -cep.” 
• “my chain costs more than your house.” 
• “i let my friends borrow my expensive things.” 
• “my hands are quite rough, like the sex we’re going to have.” 
• “what’s the point of guys under 6′0″?”
• “i have size eleven feet. read into that what you will.” 
• “my girlfriend said i had to tell you about her.”
• [starts showering the other muse with money.]
• “i once tried to wax my own asshole, and it got stuck together.” 
• “my favourite exercise is sex.” 
• “if you say yes, you’re going to be the better-looking person in the relationship, and, also, please?” 
• “my dad went to the shops and never came back.” 
• “i may have a minor drug problem.” 
• “i’m not very good at social situations.”
• “my clothes always have to match.” 
• “i think we’ll get along really well as long as you don’t mind big penises.” 
• “i’ve lost four-hundred pounds on online poker.” 
• “i’m here to keep you on the black side.” 
• “i’m not the funniest, i’m not the most clever, i’m not the richest.” 
• “you look like you could ruin my life.” 
• “i get my asshole fingered sometimes.” 
• “i can get rid of all your debt.” 
• “when i was younger, i had an undiscovered wheat allergy, which gave me crippling constipation.” 
• “your bone structure is giving my bone structure.” 
• “if you like your sexual encounters to be under two minutes, i’m your guy.” 
• “i was born with a six pack.” 
• “I own three companies.” 
• “i’m just happy to be here.” 
• “you can call me tonight.” 
• “if you want an ugly boyfriend, there’s one behind me.” 
• “go fuck yourself.” 
• “i don’t use toilet paper, i just go in the shower and use my hand.” 
• “i didn’t get many gcses, but you can get my d.” 
• “i play the drums, the piano, and the violin.” 
• “i got bullied in school, but i deserved it.” 
• “if i had to describe my personality, i wouldn’t but i’m rich.” 
• “i’m a thief, and i’m here to take your virginity.” 
• “i like watching plane crash documentaries.” 
• “if i was a felony, then you’d be on death row.” 
• “i’ve kidnapped your family.” 
• “it was dark.” 
• “my girlfriend said she was open into letting someone join in.” 
• “i’ve got a fast car and i like to rev it. you might think i have a tiny willy, but would you like to find out?” 
• “i’d like to take you to see the northern lights.” 
• “can i tie your shoelaces? ‘cause i don’t want you falling for anyone else.” 
• “i can take you anywhere in the world, first class.” 
• “money can’t buy taste.” 
• “you’d look great in my arms.” 
• “are you from china? because i’m china get into your pants.” 
• “i can improvise your favourite song on the piano.” 
• “i’ve shat myself multiple times.” 
• [just stares quietly and says nothing.]
• “my love for you is larger than my forehead.” 
• “i can speak three languages and play two instruments.” 
• “sometimes when i’m sad, i drink alone.” 
• “i’m dying.” 
• “if i was a tree, i’d be a good tree.” 
• “is your dad a terrorist? because you’re the bomb.” 
• “i’m just a nice guy who won’t let you down.” 

“You’re sexy when you do dishes.”

H E A D C A N O N

               while Hael seems to hold many similarities to one -Sam Winchester-                  there are actually many physical traits the two DO NOT share.

• Hael’s vessel is 6 ft 8.
• He usually only wears one layer of clothing, and he avoids flannel.
• He has no tattoos.
• Hael stands at his full height at all times.
• His eyes are much brighter in color.