touchy feely

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

• “you had guests around! what kind of impression were you trying to make?” oh yeah like you’re considered a GUEST, dan
• “it was funny!” [re: pinof tackle] F U N N Y. YEAH. SURE!!!!!!!
• “you haven’t seen the things i’ve seen” and thank god we haven’t tbh
• “[my monochrome aesthetic] looks quite striking on you, phil!”
• “my glasses actually suit you”
• “everything is improved with a bit of glitter, dan. even you.”
• dan teasing phil about the ripped jeans DDD:
• REMINISCING ABOUT THE WHEEL OF MANCHESTER AND THEIR STARBUCKS!!!!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME I’M FRAGILE
• “it’s all the same, except your hair is a lot curlier” i’m crying wtf????
• “look at him, in his own little world” GOOD. BYE.
• “wake me up inside….the hospital” god if that ain’t the mood for this video
• “i’m just gonna put my ass in the air and hope for the best”
• i have nothing to say but GOD FUCKING BLESS

• “top or bottom, phil?” I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY DRINK
• so blessed. so moved. so grateful. can’t believe this is my life. i’m????

• did any of us actually ask for this

• end me. just end me right now. (how freaking SOFT???)

• “meet the new member of the family” i don’t CARE if this is a joke. we literally got to hear dan call them family. where are my tissues??
• “it would be a terrible time to bring a dog into OUR LIFE” END. ME.
• dan’s laugh when phil is playing with the dog…..HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SO SOFT
• we got to hear phil say fuck i guess??
• what the fuck is that stage i’m terrified

• I WAS RIGHT??? WE’RE GONNA BE ROASTING THEM WITH TRUTH BOMBS WHAT THE FUCK
• “we’re gonna talk about funny times in our lives” phil. NO.
• we’re. (probably) getting. a phil diss track. AND DAN PLAYING PIANO???? this show is going to kill us all
• WE’RE GETTING TOUR VLOGS. I REPEAT. WE ARE GETTING TOUR VLOGS!!!!!
• conclusion: i’m dead. we’re all dead. the world is on fire and i’m NOT OKAY

goodbye manchester