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j-emini

psa f1blr: it has come to my attention that far too many ppl on this hellsite don't know where to stream races illegally so i'll make it very simple. you can do it HERE or HERE :)

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Anonymous asked:

For the fluffy haedcannons, I have one for Janchard: Jan is a romantic and outspoken drunk, in contrast to his more stoic/straight forward soberness. And that is how he confesses to Richard.

When the team goes to one of their karaoke nights after a successful game Jan gets drunk and, even thought sober him knows this is a bad idea, he sings "praat Nederlands met me" to Richard. Making I contact and pointing at the man, while slurring and screaming the lyrics to the romantic song.

The song in question being about a dutch man going to Paris falling in love with a woman and learning that she is dutch too and asking her to go on all kinds of romantic walks in Paris.

In his drunk mind he thinks he just very clearly and lovingly confessed to his crush. But on the account that Richard speaks no dutch and the French parts where butchered and not about love Richard does not react the way Jan wants and he is hurt. When Richard asks what is wrong, Jan says straight forward that he was hoping for a kiss after he serenaded Richard. And Richard takes this as the real confession and smilingly kisses Jan. Who is confused but happy.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!! YES!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!

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Thank you, this is the first time I have written something and your enthusiasm and positivity really helps :).

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sainz

On the anniversary of the death of María de Villota, we share this video, from the day Carlos was appointed ambassador for the Legado María de Villota.

In the video, he tearfully talks about the star he carries on his helmet. [via @team55_ on twitter]

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obsessed with what carlos thinks charles sounds like

cant stop thinking about the fact that carlos basically just does a sitcom housewife impersonation for charles each time (goes higher in pitch; nags him)

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c2-eh

it's the 'wait for meeee' and 'go fasteeer' that will keep me up at night... i hate them (affectionate)

2022 in a nutshell

Yes I stole this of twitter but it's so funny I had to use it

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interlagosed

The first time Lando calls Carlos “my Carlos” in any au, Carlos’ reaction is the same. He feels his stomach lurch even as his fists clench. Every breath comes out painful, little shards of ice piercing his lungs. It’s like his whole body is trying to resist—something. He panics for a moment (it’s not supposed to be like this, why is he reacting like this?), and then he realizes: his body is resisting something that comes so, so unnaturally to him:

Utter, absolute peace.

And when he realizes that, his breath hitches. His eyes sting. He feels his jaw slacken, ease, for what feels like the first time in…ever. In forever. His toes uncurl, his stomach settles back into place (albeit still alive, still fluttering with something juvenile, something simple, bodily-good). His shoulders slump, his lips quirk up in spite of the roiling emotions in his very core, and his fingers, of their own accord, reach for Lando. Lando smiles at him, and he looks shy.

And Carlos wonders, amazingly, whether he feels shy too. And he wonders, amazingly, whether he’s fine not being certain about that.

Utter, absolute peace.

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artemispt

Carlos: “Lando, you need to come home” (not “my home”)

A couple of seconds later:

Lando: “Just send me your address” (like you don’t know…)

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bleulone

violet bridgerton and lady danbury : *see a single soul wandering in the bridgerton family *

their matchmaking skills :

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if Colin had gone to Anthony instead of Daphne for advice

Colin: Anthony I have a problem, it’s a big problem
Anthony*sigh*: You know what, this can’t be worse that my kids’ last shenanigans, so okay let’s have it, what’s the problem
Colin: it’s Penelope! She’s hot, and I mean super hot, smoking really
Anthony: Colin are you okay? I mean it’s Penelope she’s the height of all cute, adorable even, like a baby seal or a fluffy cake with sprinkles. Where did you get that she’s hot? baby seals are not hot, they’re cute and should be protected
Colin: no seriously I’m telling you, she’s insanely hot
Anthony: okay, I don’t see it, but I’ll humor you, when exactly did this start?
Colin: I don’t know! That’s the problem! I think she’s always been hot…. But something definitely sparked after we kissed the other day
Anthony: I see, so let me get this straight, your problem is that Penelope is hot. And you only realized it was a problem when you kissed her. Before that, her hotness wasn’t a problem I’m sorry but Just why is Penelope being hot a problem exactly?
Colin: Because now I can’t stop thinking thinking about her! And now I want to kiss her again
Anthony: I’m going to ignore how much I want to punch you for kissing someone who is practically my little sister and ask you why you kissed her
Colin: the first time was because she asked me to, but the rest of the times was because I wanted. And I’m telling you, I can’t stop thinking about her, I want to be with her all the time, all I see when I go to sleep is
Anthony: Penelope and her inexplicable hot self?
Colin: Exactly! what do I do? 
Anthony: Marry her
Colin: Anthony I’m serious
Anthony: fine, here’s a solution, run away to Italy, pretend Kissing Penelope never happened and I’ll find her a husband that’s not you. There you go, hot Penelope is not a Colin problem anymore
Colin: Really? wait why does my heart hurt just thinking about it, Anthony what did you do to me, you can’t find Penelope a husband that’s not me! I just told you I want to kiss her all the time.
Anthony: Why again?
Colin: Because I love her!
Anthony: yeah, so there’s your answer. You realize she’s not going to be single forever right?
Colin: …..
Colin: …………..
Colin: you are terrible at this, Kate is an Angel for putting up with you. I’m leaving!
Anthony *laughing*: you can thank me for it later, just go and tell Penelope that you love her, 
Colin: You suck Anthony!!! I don’t like you
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